MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP I swear to Xenu this is NOT A PARODY or a shoop. This is a Scn promo piece sent out via email. Miami has "regged" a bit over $2 million from the mindfucked Scios so far but DM says they need $10 million. This Event was to motivate the Scios to make mo' money so they can give it towards the new building. They try to make the event fun, get everybody "up-tone" into enthusiasm about making lotsa money, but it's all just part of the con.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP LOL @ "Money processing for all attendees." Is that what they're calling a wallet biopsy these days?
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP From: Ideal Org Miami <idealorgmiami@bellsouth.net> Subject: Mighty Miami Millionaire's Event TONIGHT !!!!!!!!! To: xxxxxx Date: Mighty Miami: The Next Ideal Org !!!!!!! Here's my problem and maybe you or another anon can help me with posting these emails that I get. I don't know how to actually post the full email I get on gmail. What I do is I click on the pic and Save picture As to my HD. Then I upload the pic to my flicker account. Next I copypasta any text including the From, Subject, and date, but I delete any name or time stamp. So what you get is the text as above, and then I link the pic from my flicker account. Please explain to me in a way that you would explain to a retard, how I copy and paste the original email but also delete info to ensure anonymity. I'll be happy to do it, I just don't know how.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Holy shit. XD Give me money Thats' what I want, thats' what I waaaaaaaaant yeah That's what I want
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP That pair of hands living in that hat look like some kind of strange scientology facehugger...
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Does anyone ever ask how much these shindigs cost? I'm sure they'd reach the $10 million mark faster if they didn't host these damn things.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Ooooh where do I sign up? I was going to eat next week, but hey, you only life once, right?
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP I would like to have it confirmed, but they could probably take off any fundraising/"religious" event either wholly or in part as a tax write-off.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Lingo clarification... "Processing" means auditing. "Money processing" would mean some Group Auditing process that could be done on the entire group of attendees so that they could free up their "aberrations" on the subject of money... and be able to make more money easier. Money is a big button for Scientologists. They have very little. They need a LOT to pay for their addiction (Scientology). Offer them a little FREE auditing on the subject and viola... they're likely to get a lot of attendees. However, it WILL be a reg event -- take out your wallets and empty them BEFORE we'll let you out the door.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Haha, what a tacky poster. Guys, I think we're bleeding them dry of their lioncash. They clearly can't afford a half-decent graphic designer.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP They should use this template in the UK to get past the Advertising Standards law.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Not only that, but - and maybe this is just because I spend too long on the Intertubes - but the main logo has strangely Goatse-esque connotations!
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP To put hundred dollar bills on an invitation is so tacky--yet so appropriate.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Umm pooks, I know you said this wasn't a shoop but This is a shoop right? RIGHT?
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Don't know where "the Academy" is, really. And the lack of taste/creativity in CoS Miami publications has long been an issue. All their crap looks well, like crap--late 70s-early 80s era graphic design at its shittiest. A few anons are working on improving miami protest possibilities...
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Somebody shoop DM with gold teef in his mouth and an Escalade THAT KEEP ON SPINNNIIIIIINNNNN
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP I read that as loincash. As in: cash that comes from the crotch. Come to think of it, that's slightly more appropriate.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP id only we could lure Tom Cruise into a recreated scene from Eyes Wide Shut except with V masks in the orgy scene
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP LOL "make more money" It's so bad it looks like the work of a first time DTPer playing with PhotoShop or something.. Man they must be realy running out of ideas publishing this kind of crap.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP I hope I am using the Lingo correctly. I assume shoop means photoshopped. Ya, the C of S may have shooped it, but it's not a deliberate joke. They meant it to be like that, with all those tacky bills at the top.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Well I know you said it wasn't a parody but this is a parody right? RIGHT?
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP heh, ya, but not deliberately. The c of s is so tacky and dumb they made this "promo" piece not realizing how really bad it is.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP anyone happen to know if the address of miami's "ideal org" building is the same as the main org (120 Giralda Avenue Coral Gables, FL 33134)?
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP The address of the new Ideal Org is 100 NE 1st Avenue, Miami, FL. In keeping with their lurve for old crusty things its the Old Post Office building, constructed in 1914. Since the holding company that last acquired it did so for about 1.6 million, and the local scilons have just busted 2M, I'd say they can take full possession any day now. Of course, they still have to refurb and furnish it, but thats just a few more fundraisers away. The funny part is that their current org is worth twice what the ideal org is. The new place is more centrally located in downtown miami though.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Best way to do this would be pressing the [print screen] button. Most keyboards have this. If you are on a mac xenu help you. What this button does is copy a picture of what your desktop looks like. All you have to do is paste it in paint or a photoshop program and save. Of course if there is something in your screen shot you don't want to show you can block it out with the paint tool. ex:
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP So - if they already have enough to pay for the new building, and will get 3-4 million for the old one, and their renovation costs are materials only, why are they wanting to raise MOAR? Evidently not for a new Miami org.
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP Well, L Ron Hubbard only lived once - He saw Co$ being run bt DM, and didn't WANT to come back...
Re: MIAMI PROMO NOT A PARODY OR SHOOP They may not sell the old org building; as they get exemptions for their real estate holdings they can hold onto it for chump change.
