Manchester 8th October

Discussion in 'Europe' started by Profanity, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. Profanity Member

    Hokay. So.

    HOLY FUCKNUTS, PROF ARRIVED ON TIME. Clearly Manchester was off to a winning start, despite lacking one Grim (who was forced to change his plans last minute), a ginger (Camerafag -- overslept), and WhiteNight (in his own words, 'cba').


    After a brief battle with the trollcannon, we marched down towards the org with the traditional anthem of Hell, led by Son of Techno Viking and only stopping our glorious advances at the traffic lights.

    Novu, being the amazing faggot he is, provided leaflets and signage. However, the crafty scilons used their OT powers to summon the rain to lash down upon us, making our flyers soggy and pretty much destroying the signs. Rest in pieces, fallen warriors.

    After an hour and a half, the present oldfags called for an emergency meeting. We said 'fuck this shit' and made a tactical retreat to a nearby cafe to fill our stomachs and warm ourselves up, deciding to let the newfags follow if they wanted to. They did.

    Spotted Habbo and Jesus walking past the cafe window and looking very confused at the lack of Anons outside the org, but Skull and I waved the flag mask of Anon and got their attention, causing them to join us in our temporary War Room. At this point I named the newest of newfags Barbie. He can thank me for it later.

    Skull the Destroyer suggested we man the fuck up and go back outside again. We agreed and braved the rain, running straight into Cfanon, who looked like he'd just been thrown into a swimming pool.

    Now three men Anons stronger, we returned to the org and continued to win hard, posing for lots of photos, causing honk trains, pissing off Scientologists with our defiance and persistence, despite the fact our signs had turned blue and were fucking melting, and just generally making the raid awesome.

    Finally, at 2.30pm, we called it a day after the trollcannon lived up to its name and cut out even though I had fully charged the fucking thing the night before. I suspect I've been sold a faulty speaker, except it's currently playing music right now even though I haven't charged it again, so...fuck knows. On the way to the Winchester, we kindly donated our signs to the City of Manchester, which obviously appreciated our charitable actions.

    Pub was pubby. Lots of Star Wars and gaming talk. Achievement unlocked: Eight's flexiface.



    [/post raid report]
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  2. True Leveller Member

    woi oi oi oi aye oi aye woi ooo
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  3. Skinnies Member

    I understand, not important enough to be mentioned. :(

    However, I'm sorry I couldn't make it XD.
  4. Profanity Member


    Sorry, bro. :'(
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  5. EightMachine Member

    Not forgetting our run in with the Storm Trooper, Jedi and The Scarecrow in the AMC. Good times all around. More pictures taken.
    Then newfags forgetting their glasses, and newfags "forgetting" their ipod. That's right.. I called you a newfag.

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  6. Profanity Member

  7. Christfag Member

    Continuing the tale of the 4 brave anons who didn't have the years of experience (or ID) I can say that we found safety and solitude in the comforts of McDonalds. Here, us 4 anons discussed the likes of jailbait, image boards, and our many accounts to websites of a certain nature, for the LULZ!
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  8. True Leveller Member

    while we old folks brooded over flagons of ale while complaining about the youth of today and how everything is better in sepia-tone
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  9. Christfag Member

    ... I want to carry on talking like vikings, or whatever we are, but I just can't seem to find a suitable alternative for prick
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  10. Profanity Member

    Oyea. And I kept smashing the stupid trollcannon into my ankle trying to get up and down the stairs in pubs and train stations, so it's currently twice the size it should be and purple.
  11. Christfag Member

    At this point are you talking about your ankle or the trollcannon?
  12. Grimlock Member

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  13. Grimlock Member

    Fuck you christfag
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  14. Profanity Member

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  15. Profanity Member

  16. Christfag Member

    Ninja'd. Nice post anyway. :3
  17. Skull Member

    Good raid, was good.
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  18. Habbofag Member

    Hmmm, i need a new in-person-name. Habbofag is fine for forums... People except Christ & Prof can't remember it :/
  19. Profanity Member

    I can remember it. I just keep confusing you with Jesus. xD
  20. Christfag Member

    [attempting to think of a witty retort...]
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  21. Habbofag Member

    I said you can remember it Prof. Plus, I'm the taller, shorter haired one.
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  22. Christfag Member

    To be fair most people had never met you before.

    Edit: Trolololol, I think patrofrijj is coming next time, lulz.
  23. Profanity Member


    Oops. 0D
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  24. Dragononymous Member

  25. Christfag Member

    Very long story. potential newfag...
  26. True Leveller Member

    3rd name fagging of the day =P
  27. Christfag Member

    shii- [edits original...]
  28. Dragononymous Member

    Gentle reminder for everyone;

  29. Christfag Member

    Hmm, why?
  30. EightMachine Member

    You guys might want to edit your quotes, as well.
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  31. Fuckeye Member

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  32. Christfag Member

    Fun times. He won't mind, I do it all the time at the raids and don't even notice, admittedly, drag was never there listening to us either...
  33. Dragononymous Member

    You're within their hearts all day already.
    When they activate the trollcannon, they think about you for a moment.
  34. Dragononymous Member

    Well, take a guess?
    The hint ain't that hard to see
  35. Christfag Member

    Are you coming to one or something?
  36. Dragononymous Member

    I could..maybe..if they allow dragons in the greater kingdom..
  37. EightMachine Member

    Stop that.
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  38. Fuckeye Member

    Brb, finding St George.
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  39. Dragononymous Member

    It was too easy
  40. Christfag Member

    Would be cool...
    Also, quote from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

    “Oh, and I almost forgot,” Fudge had added. “We’re importing
    three foreign dragons and a sphinx for the Triwizard Tournament,
    quite routine, but the Department for the Regulation and Control
    of Magical Creatures tells me that it’s down in the rule book that
    we have to notify you if we’re bringing highly dangerous creatures
    into the country.”

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