"Katie Holmes wows fans" acc. to Daily Mail...

"Katie Holmes wows fans" acc. to Daily Mail...

Are they on drugs?

Katie Holmes gets happy and wows fans with raunchy dance tribute to legend Judy Garland | Mail Online

This Rosalind Ryan deserves to be bashed over the head as many times as possible with the truth that she's just accepting the "spin" that's been put on Katie's disaster. There's a comments section for that article if you want to communicate this to Ms. Ryan. Also, a POLL. (which currently seems to indicate that 54% are saying Katie CAN dance)

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Quid pro quo, Clarice.

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The dance routine was ok.
before she performed she said she would sing as well as dance.
However, nobody took that to mean she would lip-sync while dancing, which she did.
Apparently this angered a lot of Twitter users who were following the dizzyfeet twitter account of Nigel Lithgoe.
he got furious at the angry Katie haters (as he called them) and banned a whole bunch of tweeters off dizzyfeet.
Drama!!
Seems Katie can anger internet Twitter users like TC angered Youtubers way back when....
Nigel Lithgoe may have gotten his first trolling, and he probably has no idea it is most likely (I am hazarding an educated guess) connected the Katie's Scientology connection and the HUGE RISK that she will USE DIZZYFEET TO INSERT SCIENTOLOGY INTO THE LIVES OF YOUNG DANCERS.
That's what the trolling was probably about.

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1st picture enlarged:
Is that Miscavige or Tom Cruise to the left?

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THAT was NOT dancing! Of all the shows I've seen in Vegas, I'd walk out and demand a refund if anything of that caliber was presented to me. I've seen better dancing from the drunk hos waiting on the corner for johns.

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The only dancing was done by the support team. The only singing was on tape. It was the usual TomKat fake, fraud, or scam, as in the NY Marathon. And she has very bad legs.

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I also noticed celebrity ass-licking media busy licking Katie's ass. For reality check, here are some of the publics comments, from another thread: "Dawson's crack squeezes out another disaster." "According to E! she's lip-synching the whole way through. I don't get the attraction to her and the Scientology garbage just turns me way off." "Katie sold her soul to be rich and famous. I hope she kept the receipt." "Give it up, Katie. Judy Garland send-ups aren't going to distract Tommy Girl from his two boyfriends. Instead you should be home, safe with your parents and your daughter and beyond the reach of the Scientology goons." Katie Holmes' Leggy Judy Garland Dance (VIDEO)

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I know it wowed me. I was like, "Wow - this really sucks!".

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she did a horrid job lip syncing, and her "dancing" compared to the real dancers was embarrassing.

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exactly

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agreed.

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she didn't dance. she strutted around and let others dance around her. almost anyone could do what she did. i'm laughing because haven't we been reading about her extensive dance classes and how hard she's been working on this routine?

obviously, there haven't been enough purif rundowns for katie and she needs to get back to her cult courses if she ever expects to be a success.

btw? does excessive niacin cause dry skin/itching? she seemed to be clawing her arm at one point in the interview right before the faux dance routine.

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I noticed her scratching also. Flunk!

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ITT: OP needs to stop doing some "spinning" himself. Take that tinfoil off and get off of the spinny chair please.

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It is her lying-tic. What is she saying during the scratch?Something about it being important that kids have access to something? The vid I saw cuts off before she finished her the sentence.

Or Maybe she just has dermatitis! Echzema is really common in the bends. Take it from one who knows.

/tinfoil

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I saw the dance routine on The Soup. Bitch cannot dance. Cannot. It was awful.

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needed more nudity.

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Thing was, the routine wasn't bad, really. It just wasn't original in any way.

Someone on twitter said that it was "an open audition for a role in any musical movie" and frankly, I agree. I could almost trace the routine, step by step, from any given musical/dance movie done in the last 30 years with a sexy heroine (Moulin Rouge, Chicago etc) and also most failacts from the Eurovision Song Contest in the last ten years.

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You guys are being way too judgemental. Give Katie a break. Anyone dancer knows these routines takes many hours of practice to get it down pat.

Katie, in addition to practicing, had to endure all the hours of Scientology processing required by her egomaniac, demanding husband, in addition to being Suri's mother & only thetan friend, in addition to preparing for her "big" movie role in Australia.

There just isn't enough hours in the day when you have to juggle professional commitments with being a desperate Scilon housewife.

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ITT 13 year old girls bitch

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I thought that she was going to start biting her arm off in a minute.

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I agree!
She did WOW the crowds.
I myself said, WOW she sucks.

Sorry Smurfy, I know you are more sympathetic towards her, but she stunk before Scientology

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Stretch leg to left.
Shimmy.
Stretch leg to right.
Strut.
Spin.
Shimmy.
Stretch leg to left.
Stretch leg to right.
Strut.
Climb on top of pyramid of gay guys.
Gay Guys spin you around.
Jump off.
Shimmy.
Strut.
Stretch leg to left.
Stretch leg to right.

The end.

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Oh, I forgot. Because its on tape, repeat 100 times until you get it "right". Well, as "right" as possible for Katie Cruise.

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It was amazingly bad. I thought she was supposed to be able to dance?

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Katie did do more choreography than Garland did in the original but it was still bad.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-rBZREQMw"]YouTube - JUDY GARLAND "GET HAPPY" (SUMMER STOCK, 1950)[/ame]

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Judy Garland was probably tanked. (sorry Judy)
What was Katie's excuse, besides she sucks?
oh wait... Tommy girl... right... never mind

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LADS! TO ARMS!

It's at 51% "yes". I find this UNACCEPTABLE!

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What is the "spin" that's been put out? Someone wrote a puff piece about a celebrity going on a reality show. How is this in any way out of the ordinary? With what "truth" are you going to bash her over the head? "OMG U R STOOPID!!!! KATIE HOLMES IS TOTALLY TEH SUXX0RZ!!!!!"

So this is what Chanology has come to? The self styled "final boss of the internet" bitching and moaning like a bunch of 13 year old girls watching American Idol at a slumber party?

Dude, she's not a dancer. What did you expect?

Why is it unacceptable?

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^exactly. almost any of us could do her routine if we could find someone strong enough to hold our fatasses.

btw, does it matter if garland could dance? listen to her voice...

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Herro, I'm assuming you didn't watch the same video we did.

Well-connected-Scientologist, or not, she's TERRIBLE.

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Because Anonymous runs the internets. (I love memes!)

Shame no /i/ left in chanology so that poll wont change and you can keep trolling wwp

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Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize that celebrity performances in reality shows were so important to you.

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Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize the fact that I'm Herro hasn't registered with you yet.

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I don't see how this concerns you.

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Post #8:

Post #22:

Don't steal my copyrighted material or I will sic Moxon on you!

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A desperate Scilon housewife with millions of dollars of spending money, nanny, bodyguard, cook, maid, chauffeur; poor thing she must be worn out keeping track of it all and having to spend all that money and dance classes as well.

But it wasn't about dancing but about sponsoring the DIZZYFEET scheme to get Hubbard's tech into the heads of young dancers. She didn't think this up; who did?

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And important to Herro also? or else why is he lurking here among the bimbos?

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Thread needs moar comments from public, to counter Herrofaggotry. "I was embarrassed for her! Sad that she cannot accept the fact that she has no place in the entertainment industry. Instead, Tom Cruise keeps paying to get his wife good publicity and jobs, both of which she cannot get on her own.

So You Think You Can Dance, Katie? You Can't!" "Ummm....she can kick high....



uh

I'm not happy. " "...I was sure Mr. Cruise wouldn't approve of such things. So presumably she doesn't have an actual ankle bracelet to keep her on the grounds."

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Scientology connection is definitely part of it but I think the hype caused a lot of the criticism too.