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Katie Holmes' sex request

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by avbb, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. Tenebrous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    And people say /td/ is worthless.

    This entire "celebrity obsession" forum has yet to show that it does anything more than to serve as a staging ground for all of the national enquirer reading gossip hens to spread their tinfoil shittery around.
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

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  3. Tenebrous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    How else can I win my OSA award?
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    saddam_in_the_hole.jpg

    Find a better hiding spot for Davey.
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

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  6. Mutante Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Posting in epic thread.
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

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  8. Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    from my sources in holly wierd
    tommy boy is them bottom, thats why he is dm's bitch....literally
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Of course! Davey's penis is nothing more than a third nipple, anyway. ANYONE can take it up the ass from him and not even get it past the sphincter.

    I pity the OSA fag who tells Davey about this post.
  10. Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    To think there was a time I would have been psyched to nail Katie Holmes. That scene in Harold and Kumar just doesn't even make sense anymore. Fuck the RPF; Scientology's biggest crime is ruining the perfectly good fapping material that was Katie Holmes.
  11. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Eww eww ewwwww!

    First off, those thetans exploding out of her face are disgusting. A little natural thing called L-Lysine would do wonders for her and I bet Jeff Stone would be more than happy to provide it for her from the shelves of his pharmacy.

    Second, the thought of sex with Tom Cruise is the grossest thing I've thought of since I saw a hot zombie in the raid pics and let my imagination get away with me. All I see is him humping frantically like a jack rabbit, anxious to get it over and done with because she's female and not to his precise liking, like her long-ass circus legs.

    There goes breakfast.
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  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    She needs to word-clear "beard".

    Hasn't she figured out yet that tommygirl is thinking of the asthmatic dwarf while he's doing her?

    By "the asthmatic dwarf", I mean David Miscavige, it must be noted.
    Hi Davey. Have your anal thetans impacted a haemmorhoid cluster yet?
    Keep on destroying scientology, you short arsehole! We love it.
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