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Katie Holmes' sex request

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by avbb, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. avbb Member

    Katie Holmes' sex request

    Katie Holmes' sex request


    Poor thing! Not getting enough nookie.




    Oh Yeah, Do me Tommy! Do me like you do the dwarf!

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  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Nice cold sores. Remind me not to get a BJ.
  3. none given Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    is Dat sum Herpes they couldn't audit out?
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Those open sores are SOOOOO sexy!!!!!!!!
  5. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Jeez... she looks like shit.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    I bet she has them elsewhere; wouldn't that be hot!!!
  7. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Scilontology herps peoples?



    oi, kk I go nao....
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    No wonder she wants more sex from Tommy boy, she needs to get rid of the venereal diseases.
  9. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Maybe it's just a thetan infection. I'm sure some auditing would clear it right up.
  10. lokimotion Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Shame there is no comments for this one.
  11. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Seriously. WTF! Doesn't Tommy Boy realize "he's the only one that can help"?
  12. coskilla Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Hellooooo! Is she the only one that doesnt know he is gay. Xenu smurf has moar of a chance with him than her.
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Herpes! LOL! Good choice Tom!
  14. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    I'm sure scientology already helped him out with that minor problem.
  15. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw]YouTube - Space Herpe - Ice Pirates (1984)[/ame]
  16. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    One of the greatest movies of all time.
  17. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Can the Bridge cure herpes?
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    is that the one where they become slaves and there dicks get cut off. and some chick says pretend it didnt even happen
  19. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    ouch.

  20. tofuman Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Poor Katie looks like a street hooker.
  21. coskilla Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    oh my fucking god cant believe you ran across this shit. This movie has tramatized me since i wuz 10.
  22. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    WAITWUT????? You mean she isn't. Didn't they have auditions for the best TommyFit? Sounds like shopping for poon to me.
  23. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    No. That's just an engram. You need auditing.
  24. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    LOL
  25. coskilla Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Uh are you a class 8 auditor? If not I'm no interested in your opinions.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    BITCH I CAN AUDIT CIRCLES AROUND YO ASS
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  27. whosit Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    LOL
  28. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    It's a part of Incident 34. Once you clear your reactive mind you'll understand.
  29. coskilla Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    indeed i am just a wog not even public yet
  30. mongrel Member

  31. anon111265 Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    those are body thetans entering the visible spectrum.

    OT powers at work right thurr.
  32. Relyt Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Post this shit in 'Celebrity News' where it belongs, imo.
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    /r/ mods move it
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  34. Herro Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Can someone move this pointless shit to the clusterfuck of fail that is the tom cruise megathread?
  35. mongrel Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    We were having fun until you showed up. You must be racist against ice pirates... and a cyberterrorist... and a hatemonger.
  36. N. Ron Rubber Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Katie Holmes complaining she didn't get sex with heterosexual actor Tom Cruise is like going to a vegetarian restaurant and complaining there is no meat on the menu.
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  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Tom Cruise heterosexual?

    That's news to me - I thought Tom Cruise was a closet homosexual and into gay buttsex with David Miscavige.
  38. coskilla Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    No OT'S here and no one against damn ice pirates, how is a nigga supposed to live without some ice.
  39. anonnews Member

    Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    WELL DONE, Rubber!

    .........erm, your comment I mean, not the meat. although that could work too, I guess, except there is none to be had......oh, nevermind
  40. Re: Katie Holmes' sex request

    Purification Rundown has trashed her immune system and the herpes is in bloom.
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