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June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

Discussion in 'Canada' started by Anonymous, Jun 14, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    At 6:45pm we rolled up to the mission, what we thought was fifteen minutes before opening.... and wouldn't you know it, since our return they have changed their hours of operation for sundays!

    Feeling a bit free because of this, we spread out across the neighbourhood to chalk and flyer. That beautiful suppressive golden rod speckled across the telephone poles. Who is David Miscavige? Well Fairview is about to find out.

    After the lessons learned from our earlier chalk raid, we moved our messages to the public a bit further out of their range. Some of the flyers are up beyond human reach on the phone poles, and there are "WARNING, CULT RECRUITMENT CENTER -->" chalks up to 500 meters away.

    As we were writing our first message on the corner across the street from the mission, two cop cars rolled up. Apparently they had gotten a call from a concerned citizen.

    Once I clarified with them that I had checked out this activity with their superintendant, and that we had been told it was AOK so long as we were willing to clean it up.... they were more than happy. Asked us about the cause and wished us luck before proceeding on their merry way. Maybe that's why they felt the need to buy a fish eye camera for the front of the mission?

    When the cops stop believing the 'internet terrorist' lines they must start to feel a bit lost. "I've never heard of a terrorist who uses chalk and paper as his weapon."

    The first chalk raid was focused, but this one... hah... it should take them HOURS to clean it all up. Just how far can you march a bucket full of water? Once again without signs we received many supportive honks. An hour in an oldfag we hadn't heard from in ages just magically appeared donning his mask.

    "Hai Gaiz, want some help?"

    No chalk raid is complete without a trolltard scratching LONG CAT IS LONNNNNNNNNNNG somewhere in the midst. In the end, as usual, we felt like the raid was a huge success.

    Close to us wrapping up, someone who is not connected to the cell at all drove by, slowed down, gave us a rock on fist and said "FUCK YEAH BOYS! SEE YOU ON THE 21ST... I'M COMIN!" *HONKS HORN* "GO ANON!"

    Warms the heart doesn't it?
  2. re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Nice.
  3. anonsparrow Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Heart warmed!
  4. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

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    Gawd that place is a shithole.
  5. Sol Mann Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    LOVE IT!
  6. re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    LOL
  7. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

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  8. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Well done Halifags!
  9. Anony Maus Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Too good!
    I am losing my mind here! :D

    ^____________^
  10. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Fucking lolling at the sock
  11. Anony Maus Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    I agree.
    The sock is the best part of the entire thread.
  12. puck35 Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Epic chalk tech, well done. That org is a serious dump.
  13. Lord_Nuke Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Good work guys.
  14. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

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    A random passerby walked across the street, upon reaching these looked at them, looked at the mission, and said "I fucking KNEW IT!" and walked off.
  15. Anony Maus Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Hilarious!
    Glad to see people are getting the message!
  16. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Call attention to the camera every time you chalk raid, like that one anon did with the arrow and the fancy lettering. If people notice they will get freaked out and win will be had.
  17. Sol Mann Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    At least they seem to be cutting the grass now. :p
  18. Anony Maus Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    We were considering hiring a company to come in and mow their lawn for them, while leaving an anonymous note saying that we were afraid their stats were going to go down and that we'd miss them too much if the closed due to inactivity and bad PR.
  19. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    [SIZE="4"]Bitches don't know bout my[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]staples.[/SIZE]
  20. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Video is up!



    - Scientology Epic Chalk Raid - Redux - June 14, 2009
  21. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Fat anonymous has real purty handwriting.
  22. Anonymous Member

    re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    And his fashion sense is impekable.
  23. Anony Maus Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    NonanoN said the same thing! :D haha
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    I drove past earlier and I saw that all the flyers and chalk was still there!

    Very epic.

    They are going to shit tonight when they get there.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Since it rained last night, if the rain didn't wash the chalk away, now that it's sunny and dry that shit's going to be permanent like fucking paint. They're going to have to scrub the fuck out of that to get rid of it
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Everything was still up as of 1:20pm.

    I'm almost thinking flashraid tonight. Who's with me?

    I simply must see how they attempt to clean this up.

    Gawd, is this lulzy or what?
  27. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    lol I might be able to show up.
    I'll be in the IRC around 5:30 and all day while at work.
    Maybe we'll figure something out.
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Just walked by the mission... all is abuzz around.

    Those industrious scilons seem to have used some order of brush or broom and scuffed all the chalk around so it's no longer legible. Only took them 20 hours.

    Oh, and they parked their cars all over the parking lot chalk. All those pretty Who Is David Miscavige? signs taken down.

    HEY SCILONS, YOU MISSED ONE THO. AND IT'S PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO THE MISSION.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Yes! These Davey signs are fucking awesome!! I feel compelled to print many cards bearing a similar image for the sole purpose of "leaving in various places".






    [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="7"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]>>>COB PULLED US IN<<<[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
  30. Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    lmao, halifags know how to triforce.
  31. Sol Mann Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    <3
  32. Lord_Nuke Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Anybody get pics of scilons going around on stepladders taking down those signs that are halfway up the damn poles?
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Upon further investigation, I've noticed that these things below still exist:

    Missed Flyer
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    Long cat. (I have a feeling they left it to try to make it look like &quot;some kids&quot; did all the chalk.)
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  34. Anony Maus Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    ^__^ - Hahaha!
  35. Anony Maus Member

    Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

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  36. Re: June 14 - Halifax Stage 4: Epic Chalk Raid Redux

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha

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