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Jenna Elfman: Moron

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by LocalSP, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. LocalSP Member

    Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Just received the latest issue of International Scientology News issue 43
    (scilons really should take heed, when someone says take me off their mailing list, they really should do it.)

    Heres Jenna's speech from the Nashville ideal org opening:

    "Nashville is a very inspiring city. Music is very inspiring. Scientology is very inspiring. They go great together. And as for what can come from that, well...that excites me more than anything and it's also why this certainly will not be the last time I'll be seeing y'all in Nashville."
  2. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    How... uninspiring.
  3. Vir Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    It would be nice if you could open the thread with a truly moronic statement from Ms. Elfman.

    Until then, we leave you with this video from the event in question:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWgm-1vGME"]YouTube - Scientology: Nashville News Pt. 2[/ame]
  4. Mutante Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    But it's ok, because she has great legs.
  5. Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Doesn't surprise me in the least.

    With the idiotic rants Jenna Elfman has said in the past she is overdue for "The Biggest Moron In the Universe" award.

    With her "AIDS is a state of mind, and not a disease." statement and the her Invasion of the body snatchers type scream at a guy wearing a scientology is gay t-shirt calling him a "baby raper" it is amazing that they even let her out of the org to speak (link)!


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  6. Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Jelles?
  7. Mutante Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Not so much, she also has a torso like a boy.
  8. Tom Socrates Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    That's like saying

  9. Spylon Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    hairless-cat.jpg
  10. Tom Socrates Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    That is clearly an adult cat.
  11. Spylon Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    hairless%2Bcats.jpg
  12. Tom Socrates Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Well played, Spylon. Well played indeed.
  13. Mutante Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    ITT: Shaved pussy
  14. Tom Socrates Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Underage shaved pussy.
  15. Spylon Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    There is no influence of /b/ in this board at all. Trufax
  16. lokimotion Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Having her in Nashville once is bad enough.
  17. RightOn Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    she is an iiiiiidddddiottt
  18. LilDebbie Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    not quite as awe-inspiringly retarded as the AIDS quip, but still top notch dipshittery.
  19. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Sounds like a threat to me, come to think of it...
  20. LocalSP Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Another great quote from the article from an unnamed OT ambassador:

    You know...we ask the same thing.
  21. the anti Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    ye... o... what?
  22. anonhuff Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    jenna elfman is a moron
  23. OHSHI Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    way to /thread with a title
  24. Tenebrous Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Since aids doesn't exist someone should ask if she'd like to volunteer to be injected with said imaginary virus as proof to the world.
  25. Smurf Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    I'd still fuck her husband.
  26. RightOn Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Now Smufy, don't make Tommy Davis jealous now. Just because TD got married, doesn't mean his ass still doesn't belong to you. And they never even got to go on a honenymoon, maybe you can show him a proper honeymoon.

    Although......Bodhi Elfman is such a pussy, perhaps he can use a good once over.
    I tell you what, after you take Davis on a honeymoon, , come back for Elfman. :)
  27. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Scientology thinks she's a moron too?

    Just found this: Some Heroin Junkies Struggle For Life, Narconon Drug Rehab Looks at Why

  28. NCSP Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    "British Columbia Center for Excellence in HIV/AIDS"

    I'm sure they do good work and all, but that has got to be the dumbest charity name I have ever heard in my life. It's not even like they're stretching to get a good acronym.

    "Man, this is some excellent HIV/AIDS. Thanks, British Columbia!"
  29. subgenius Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    My adversary is my benefactor.
  30. TypingChimp Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Fix'd.
  31. Smurf Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Tommy is not married to Jessica yet.
  32. XenuLovesU Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Anyone born and raised in Los Angeles who tries to work "y'all" into their address to a southern audience should be force fed grits and butter from a fire hose until rendered silent.
  33. LocalSP Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Now that would be inspiring.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    You forgot the whole stripping her naked and force-feeding it to her in front of a disgusted crowd bit.
  35. Re: Jenna Elfman: Moron

    Yeah, a crowd of Anons.

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