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Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Oinkertron9000, May 16, 2008.

  1. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    isnt a loss to me cuz didnt like him in the first place and have never seen my name is earl lol (being honest here) so there u have it.

    baw away mr. tacky brainwashed earl...its comments like those that show the truth in scientology.

    You are too busy to get the real facts and dont care because you are too brainwashed
  2. kanon Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Please, THIS^^^
  3. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    'My name is Earl', i'll miss it..................NOT

    (being british, i kinda didna find it funny in the first place......sorry)
  4. SuperChipcat Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    The 'chans, like alcohol, are the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems, big and small.
  5. the anti Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    i'm talked to jason lee once, it was at an apple store at the groove in west hollywood like years ago. i didn't know who he was but my sister did, i asked what he was in and she told me what he was in.
    and a few years later i walk by him again walking with his son at the groove

    but really i would like if he got out it would make me happy. and i'm hoping the chick that plays Catalina isn't in Scientology... and her wikipedia page says nothing about it, yay, but says shes married... awww
  6. Enturbonegro Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Catalina's safe...Randy, on the other hand, isn't (Ethan Suplee's a Scilon).
    Which makes sense, b/c he has that Tommy Davis post-RPF look to him.
  7. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    do we have to boycott anything?

    can we not just leave the show to the critics? I mean to say, its sucks dead donkey dick, it's THAT bad, if it's an advert for the co$, let them have it.
  8. eksef Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    He seems to be stressed. Not a clear. Sorry Beghe, we're still looking for one.
  9. thedoctor Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Oh I feel like I'm back home... in ROME.

    And sorry about Caligula... gave him a cocktail of distilled wormwood, moldy rye, mushrooms, and a touch of laudnum...

    but it sure cleared up his cholic! ;-)
  10. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Chans won't think this tastes good
  11. Nick McKussik Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Note to Jason Lee:

    You could have quit while you were ahead. We liked Brodie Bruce......now, look at ya. You're a screwed up, shaggy, Scientology-sniffing bonehead. Sorry, but it's the truth.

    Nick
  12. Snake Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Somone has to get that cock out of Banky's ass.
  13. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    My first reaction was being upset because I was a fan of Jason Lee. Then the more I thought about it, I realized the only roles I ever enjoyed him in were Brody Bruce (Mallrats) and maybe Azreal (Dogma). And that says more about Kevin Smith than Jason Lee.

    Thus my final conclusion is:

    Fuck him, almost all of his roles suck anyway.


    Also, I believe the chans would love this. It contains myspace, narcissism, bawwwing, and thinking the internet is serious business. All you need is a naked child and a corpse and they'd be in heaven.
  14. Daywatch Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    need /b/lackup
  15. noitulover Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace


    I LOVE ANONS!

    <swish>

    what's that noise, Jason?

    why, I believe it's the sound of your career going down the toilet

    hope those millions keep you warm at night
  16. UNP Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Mallrats is a pretty cool guy. ehs worth millions and doesnt afraid of anything.

    Oh, wait...

    What a douche, srsly. I'VE GOT MONEY MAN, I'M A BIG MOVIE STAR, YOU'RE JUST A NOBODY!! Uh, yeah, you're right. We're just nobodies.... WHO HAVE SOME OF THE HIGHEST-RANKING MEMBERS OF THE "CHURCH" SCARED SHITLESS AND HAVE RUFFLED MORE FEATHERS IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS THAN HAVE BEEN RUFFLED IN THE LAST 60 YEARS.

    But yeah. We shouldn't get all uppity. I mean, after all, he's got millions. We've just got the truth, I mean, what's that gonna achieve?
  17. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    All the money in the world can't buy one goddamned crumb of truth.
    Fame? WTF is fame? What special power does that confer to anyone, when the march of time and tides marches steadily on, and death buries both king and pauper alike?
    And what shall be your legacy, when you dwell in the kingdom of the dead? What have you left behind? If you haven't left truth, kindness, love, and a straighter path for those behind you to tread, you have failed in the most ultimate manner that anyone can possibly fail, and you are a wretched soul, indeed.
    Money... Pffft... It may be the coin of this world, but it can't buy one shred of truth nor a moment's peace.

    So, Mr. Lee, kindly stuff your money up your ass.
  18. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    He's got millions.
    We are millions.

    I'd back us.
  19. thedoctor Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    i know my thetans number in the millions. and so do their thetans.
  20. UNP Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Your thetans have thetans? :fuckyou:
  21. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Body Thetan Thetans are covered in OT IX.
  22. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    I got rid of mine by rolling around in a vat of cooking oil, and then using crunchy peanut butter for traction. Only cost me about $5, too!
  23. Enturbonegro Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    ^^^Incidentally, that's how Jason Lee bathes.
  24. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    :rofl:
  25. Daywatch Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    get RID of them?
    I charge mine rent
  26. UNP Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Do you have them slumming in baltic and mediterranean? Or livin' it up at park place and the boardwalk? :fuckyou:
  27. Joreal Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Better question, have you set up hotels? Those things give you the quad laser of cash something fierce.
  28. UNP Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    True.

    Make sure you buy up all the utilities too. Grift those thetans for all they're worth.
  29. anon4eva Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Srsly, where do all those thetans go that you expelled from your body?
    I hate Earl...he's a douche
  30. Se7en Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    I can see it now..
    On Mr Lee's gold trimmed head stone..
    "I can't be dead! I'm worth Millions!"
  31. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    :rofl: I wonder how many kings and emperors down through the ages, have truly thought that very same thing...
  32. UNP Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    They go to jail.
    They go directly to jail.
    They do not pass GO, they do not get $200.
  33. anonspitfire Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    ENTURBULATED!
  34. Hieronymous Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    I AM JASON LEE, I ASK ONLY THAT YOU BOW BEFORE ME
  35. tamphex Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Hahaha MySpace. Hahaha Jason Lee. Hahaha Scientology!!
  36. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Who the hell is Jason lee? Seriously. If he is so well known why don't I or any of my friends know who he is?
  37. Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Jason Lee??!!

    What a fucking hack, I never watched anything he acted in, not due to him being a scino, just becuase everything he's ever been in sucked balls. Now I really do not like him, what a fucktard! Fuck Jason Lee!!!! Let the cult steal his $$ and brains (what little he has) I do not care if he ends up homeless!!!
  38. NonMoose Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Tell 'im, SteveDave!
  39. anon_david Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    Did you actually post on the chans?

    I wish I hadn't been sleeping. You'd have had my sword.
  40. Joreal Member

    Re: Jason Lee Bawws on Myspace

    The mental image I got of that gave me a lulz attack. Luckily, some Mudkipz came along and barrel rolled me back into the land of the living.

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