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Jason Beghe buried alive!

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by B4NO1CANSEE, Jul 31, 2008.

  1. PresidentShaw Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Holy crap, I mean, this would be a great parody, but it's the real deal, I'm stunned THOSE CANS OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    :roll:
  2. stuwyatt Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Hahahaha!

    Man, I really needed this today :) This is jaw-droppingly 'WTF'.
  3. 14G0 Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    That was the most awesome thing I have ever seen [IMG]
  4. fitch2000 Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    omg, frickin hilarious.

    I guess angel with cans= confessional from real churches was their point here?? idk, lol

    Oh, and Jason Beghe on the mountain reminded me of Tommy Boy and Oprah on their little mountain top, lol, except I was hoping Tommy Boy would jump!!!
  5. ravenanon Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    How can this "church" have soo many members and $$ and still make such crap?
  6. Mouseyhair Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    This is the fucking most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
  7. Mitsu Too Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    That was ....uh...that was....crap I don't know what that was. And to think DM approved all these personnally. And the cans, man that was too dam funny. Jason you gotta say something about this bud. WHAT were you thinking????!!!! LOL.
  8. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Man those cans are versatile tools, I wish now that they made a TV show about Jason and his Magic Cans that help him get out of sticky situations
  9. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Honestly, the first time I saw it, I thought it was parody. It's like a South Park episode done with like, real people. :rofl:

    I was waiting for Jason to start punching the inside of the coffin, a la Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill. And then the angel... Hahahaha... I watched it again and I'm still chuckling.
  10. GrogStat Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    No. Daywatch would be digging up the corpse.
  11. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    No doubt!! :rofl:
  12. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    LOUD SNAP (Bones breaking)
    CHEVROLETS COME OUT
    BURN RUBBER
    FISHTAIL RIGHT
    DO U-TURN
    STALL
    FLAT TIRE (No motion)
    BLOWS HORN
    BLOWS MISCAVIGE
    CRASH
  13. meatpopsicle Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    ahahahahahaha :rofl:

    the angel has nice cans.

    it probably makes Jason cringe or a bit sick to see this stuff.

    i think i threw up a little when the Sound of Music bit came on.
  14. the_cloak Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Jason gets a Texas funeral, LOL! The angel was a riot, then she handed him the cans and I fell out of my chair! I'm sure Jason can look back on all this and laugh now.

    Now what's creepy is this whole "confessional" thing. That is just to get people's inner most secret shit on camera, which Jason has verified, so they can use it against them.
  15. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    I could just hear Ricardo Montalban saying "Buried alive .. buried alive .." followed by "KHAAAAAAN!!!"

    Has this film been leaked yet? I believe that it's chock-full of lulzy insanity:
    trs01.jpg
    (What would I do if there was no Scientology? Party!)
  16. DubDub Member

    Jason and the Magic Cans

    Jason and the Magic Cans

    What a great title for a new fairy tale!
  17. ElrondHubble Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Anyone else notice this hypocrisy?

  18. Optimisticate Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Angels? In Scientology?

    I've never heard of, or seen any reference to angels.

    Now, if it was Xenu handing him the cans, it would be more believable. Because it's a really realistic video that I was totally falling for.

    Really.
  19. sock Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Ha! That was great. Could have used more repeat shots of the hammer though. ;p

    But even in over-the-top, campy, scilon propaganda JB still looks good.
  20. 423 Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    If you "run incident 1 or 2" (I forget which one), you imagine an angel or something--I heard from one of Hubbard's boring ass lectures. Ask an ex-scientologist--they probably can tell you exactly.

  21. none given Member

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    It's just shocking that they don't seem to see how retarded this stuff looks.
  22. flimbos Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    I lolled so hard so hard !!

    This really made my day. . sad as that may be.
  23. anonandsuch Member

    Re: Jason and the Magic Cans

    Once upon a time there was a boy named jason. He was a very special boy because he had brass balls. One day a crazy person who was known only as asthmatic the dwarf buried him alive. Just when he thought all hope was lost his fairy godmother broke open the crypt. And just when Jason thought it couldn't get any weirder the beautiful angel handed him her cans.
    'Wow," Thought jason, "these cans are really beautiful"
    The angel smiled and said to jason "Use those cans carefully now jason. Remember, don't hold them too loose or too tight." And with that the fairy left.
    Suddenly jason realised he was in a comercial, and a rather piss poor one at that. He suddenly got up from his coffin and yelled loudly "Show me a mother-fuckin clear" Dropped the cans and left.
  24. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    OH MY SWEET WING-ED VALKYRIE, SHOW ME YOUR CANS.
  25. OSAHase Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    trs01.jpg

    I hereby request a leak of this lulzfest! :guyfawkes::guyfawkes::guyfawkes:
  26. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    A chant for future Anon protests :wink:
  27. PresidentShaw Member

    Re: Jason and the Magic Cans

    LOL
  28. Robert S Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Show me your cans
    Show me your cans


    lol
  29. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    M3 T00.

    Do these have the comedically awkward "Timeless Costumes" that Headley referred to once on Glosslip Radio?
  30. momISanon Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    zOMGLMFAO!!!!! /facepalm

    That's some rich comedy fodder right thar!
  31. coslies Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    WTF?!?
  32. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    ^^^
    Ditto.
  33. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    I guess jason can laugh at it now

    YouTube - Sound of something

    [IMG]


    [IMG]

    This has to be leaked, I have to see this masterpice
  34. deludi Member

  35. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    E-meter cans? Show me a mother-fuckin beer!
  36. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    [IMG]
    It's ok, you'll be alright now we've dug you up, LOOK, I BRING BEANS.
  37. Unlisted Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Cue the Bee gees "ahahahah buried alive, buried alive"

    so cheesy and lulzy
  38. Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Oh my fuck.

    This is some funny shit...scary how much they take themselves seriously.
  39. Amnon Nhymous Member

  40. xfool4now Member

    Re: Jason Beghe buried alive!

    Incident one and I believe the reference is to a "cherub"

    x:text:

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