Is David Miscavige Sterile ?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. Anonymous Member

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  2. anonamus Member

    No. I'm his son. Prove me wrong.
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Does he abuse you in any way ?
  4. anonamus Member

    You don't have the RANK to ask that question. ;)
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  5. Anonymous Member

    I am filing a missing persons report on David Miscavige' seemen. And I do not mean the Sea Org ;)
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  6. Anonymous Member

    So David Miscavige fails on the second Dynamic big time. Hey David why don't you have kids ?
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  7. Is Marty Rathbun sterile?

    He doesn't seem to get more than blanks .....
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  8. Anonymous Member

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  9. Anonymous Member

    LOL We Have Gold here
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  10. anonamus Member

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  11. Anonymous Member

    Seems that his little thetans were rejected at Stückebrocks spaceport alsoo, no lil davies for you !
  12. Anonymous Member

    What We Know:

    David Miscavige has no balls, therefore, is sterile.

    David Miscavige is a dwarf.

    David Miscavige has an IQ the √ of his shoe size.

    David Miscavige doesn't know how to tie shoelaces.

    David Miscavige uses a step-stool to sit on a toilet.
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  13. That's just funny shit, Epic shit is he is probably REALLY Sterile and FAILS his second Dynamic BIG time
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  14. RightOn Member

    ok I will play.
    THANK XENU he never had children!
    or did he??????? tin foil alert
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  15. Anonymous Member

    I think it is more of a placement issue.

    Wrong hole Davey.
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  16. Anonymous Member

    Can't over use of those asthma inhalers cause sterility? And impotence?
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  17. Anonymous Member

    hump- hump- hump.... hold on on Laurise, I have to get my inhaler
    he must be SEXY in the sack. eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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  18. Anonymous Member

    So does he have to keep both hands on the podium during sex like he does during speeches?
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  19. Anonymous Member

    When he is at the podium, Laurise is in the box below him giving him a hummer. hhmmm hhmmmmm we stand tall hmmmmmm
    She must be all sorts of bendy, those podiums are awful short.
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  20. Anonymous Member

    Good show Sir's this thread is now searchable on Google
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  21. Anonymous Member

    Bella has always been rumored to have been a Miscavige, perhaps his. Def not with Shelly. Perhaps this is one of those Henry the eighth kind of sitchys...Y'know, "the wife won't produce with me and I can't divorce"...

    No matter the angle, it makes me LOL.
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  23. Anonymous Member

    Same tactics no prisoners

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  24. Anonymous Member

    Anything that would fuck Miscavige would make even his sperm swim screaming away from that vag.
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  25. He is NOT sterile. It only semenly looks like that.
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  26. Anonymous Member

    Being straight and vertical is only a distant memory for Miscavige, who is now relying on a blue pill for that added lift. But Laurise is like an old, comfortable, house shoe - loyal, always available, but boringly predictable - and more importantly, not able to get it up anymore.

    So to scratch that 7 year itch, Miscavige is conveniently staying at Flag, while a large number of young, new, fresh, female trainees are there. He's personally reviewing them, videoing them, encouraging the pretty ones. He's killing two birds with one stone. He can search for bride #4 for Tom without fear of it leaking to the press, and he can sample what's out there without fear of rejection.

    Is he sterile? God, I hope so - who want's a nauseating little replica of him running around barking orders.


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  27. Hop in his big boy bed, take him for a ride, and get back to us with a detailed knowledge report.
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  28. EveStropping Member

    I briefly glimpsed this question and thought it read senile as opposed to sterile. Chances are he is more senile.
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  29. Anonymous Member

    New thread possibilities? When men get senile, they do the silliest things, especially with pretty young women. Like running around with their zipper down, making embarrassing propositions, forgetting to put on their clothes, etc...maybe we'll get a preview at Flag.

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  30. EveStropping Member

    I think that might be her uncle there, and he's checking to see if that boiled egg she had for breakfast is properly digested. Lovely, kind man
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  31. Django Member

    No kids with Shelly? Maybe he had her head cut off. There's some historical precedent...
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  32. Anonymous Member

    His swimmers won't work! David Miscavige sperm shoop noa ?
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  33. EveStropping Member

    Is it because he wears tighty whities?
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  34. Anonymous Member

    Does he even know how to fuck ?
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  35. Slappy Jr., Perish the thought...........
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  36. EveStropping Member

    It makes me a bit queasy that one, but somehow I doubt Dave does the dirty unless Elron left behind instructions in the manual.
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  37. Anonymous Member

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  38. she is ew. i remember jessica from you tubes.
    can't even watch that video.
    ok. closes mouth.
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