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"I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Sock Puppy, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. JawsofXenu Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Best solution (at least it was for me) is to make sure you hydrate yourself before you protest, then pee like nobodies business before you leave, then do your best to hold it if you can, then go as soon as you KNOW your safe from any possible Co$fags trailing you.

    Myself and my brudda took a 30 minute detour around the city, up into the mountains and canyons, then back around back into the city, then home. We made damn sure nobody followed.
  2. anonymusicz Member

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    That, and don't eat chinese food during the protests...
  3. Major Boyle Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    The thread title is wrong. The worst thing about being anon is:

    "I Have to Poo!" Srsly.
  4. anon.il Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Jewanons deliver:
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    Its incredibly hot in Israel during the raids, especially during the 2pm-4pm scorch times. Our straw-tech has saved us more then once.

    That being said, I dont remember having to pee in the middle of a raid even once. And yes, drinking water is far superior to soft drinks when you need to hold it. Leave the sodas at home, people.
  5. AnonLenore Member

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    Thankfully San Francisco is used to 'freaks in masks'. Going to the bathroom is a short 1-5 minute walk away. For the shorter distances you don't even have to take off the mask, just ask for the bathroom key.
  6. Sammy Member

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    There's no way to go to the bathroom when protesting at the Dallas org, it's in the middle of a residential area and the nearest public restroom is almost a mile away. We did have a van to take us for restroom breaks the first couple of months but not after that. One time I was walking from the parking site to the org about to join the protest, almost got there and felt the urge. I had to go back and drive to a restroom.

    Only once have I done the "gotta pee" walk/dance after a protest, guys are right when they say don't drink sodas.
  7. Jeff Jacobsen Member

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    Finding a public restroom was part of our planning for protests. The Christian Science Reading Room in Clearwater said we could use theirs in our first protest. In 1998 Xenu had to pee so he went to the police station 2 blocks away with an escort so he wouldn't have to unmask. The cops laughed.
    I figured if we ever got to 100 protesters we'd rent port-a-potties, but we never got above 45.
  8. FreakE420 Member

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    porta-john.jpg
  9. mko Member

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    I lul'd.
  10. Anonymous123 Member

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    we have to keep that in mind.
  11. anonangl Member

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    There is one exception I can think of to the no soda rule, those of us who are hypoglycemic have to make sure we keep our sugar up in acceptable range or we end up in serious trouble. I also keep peanut butter cookies and such handy to keep me ok till I can get real food.
  12. Sock Puppy Member

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    This ^^^!! Great story!!
  13. Sock Puppy Member

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    Definitely something you should take care of at home first.
  14. Redshirt Member

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    In Brisfail we protest in a public square (as our org is in a back street of a suburb = no public awareness) that is flanked by a casino and a library. The Library has public toilets on the outside facing the square only 30m walk from our primary protest zone by the big balls, however up until Sea Arrrgh I never knew this because a) nobody told me and b) the fuggin door is camoflaged. srsly, like it fits in with the wall panels and has a handle thats almost flush with the surface. You have to know where it is otherwise you won't find it.
    So until that time I was walking about 100m into the Queen Street Mall and then into the Myer Centre to got to the dunny, when there was one convieniently located (but inconvieniently displayed) in the protest area.
    And then theres the cross-country roadtrip we did for Anonville in July...
  15. Anonyymous77 Member

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    lol yeah hold it i guess. and make sure you "go" before you go to the protest. then you wont have so much extra bladder baggage
  16. formerlyIN Member

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    There is a product (I never would use it personally) but military girl gave it to me as a joke..It's disposable urinals for females. Now, I guess in the desert, it's all good, but, in real life, hold it...LOL

    If I get the energy, I will pull it out of the boxes that are packed and get the name. It's made in France.
  17. Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Those wily French people think of everything.
  18. FreakE420 Member

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    Shitter.jpg
  19. tofuman Member

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    I'm one of the lucky Anons. Theirs a public restroom right down the street from my public Org.
  20. FreakE420 Member

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  21. Sock Puppy Member

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    That's just wrong . . .
  22. Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    water bottles+funnel?
  23. Cubane Member

  24. Sock Puppy Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Dear God, help us all!!
  25. Sargo Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    1. find homeless

    2.un-zip

    3.????????

    4. PROFIT
  26. igoc08 Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Traveljohn products will collect it nicely for males and females. Liquid will turn into gel for easy seal and disposal. A few dollars per pee. Pett has similar gelling products if you can do it in a plastic bag. Camping stores like REI has female adaptors to collect liquid into bottle.

    There are light weight small tents for mobile toilets - stable without anchors, suitable on concrete. Even lighter changing rooms which pop-up into shape if you let go of the elastic frames. Or find a few trusted anons to form a circle.
  27. Mumble Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    I'm a lucky one, I'm a girl and I never had to pee while protesting,
    although I use to drink about a liter of water during it.
    If I had to, I would ask in a restaurant or something like that
    nearby. Most of the time, that is no problem.
  28. Smurf Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Take a soft drink cup with you. Go to an area away from the raid site & piss away in the cup and toss the contents in the bushes or in the street. Very easy.
  29. Sock Puppy Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    You are seriously disturbed. I suggest professional help.
  30. Sock Puppy Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Is this a true story?
  31. Smurf Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Uhhh.. yeah! But it's as newsworthy as picking your nose, doncha think?
  32. Enron Hubbard Member

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    Yeah.
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  33. Sock Puppy Member

    Re: "I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . .

    Best. Post. Evah!!!

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