"I Have to Pee!!" The WORST Thing About Being Anonymous . . . Ok, take an overall pretty damn hot summer. Add a suit and tie and a freakin’ mask, for chrissake!! Jump around and dance in a suit in front of an org for several hours. You have to drink something (preferably an energy drink) or you’re going to dehydrate, and fierce. Add to this maybe no bathroom around for miles, not to mention the fact that you may have to ditch potentially several tails to get to one (if you’re in walking distance of some business, you have to figure out how to get into their bathroom without freaking everyone out). What do you do? Well, you obviously hold it, for starters. Personally, I haven’t held it like this since cross-country driving trips as a kid (when a rest stop seemed like the Holy Grail and you could actually calculate the miles remaining even between signs) and, I’ll confess, my bladder isn’t what it used to be. What about you? How do you deal with this? Do you hold it, or have you employed your stealth ninja skills to (ahem), resolve the issue outside of the boundaries of culturally accepted norms? Do tell . . .