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I called Narconon...

Discussion in 'Narconon' started by delanon, Nov 26, 2014.

  1. delanon Member

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  2. Quentinanon Member

    "I wonder if you treat addictions to Vistaril."
    LOL
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  3. Kilia Member

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  4. Anonymous Member

    Bravo! That is old skool anon and we need that.
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  5. delanon Member

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  6. delanon Member

    The possibilities are endless and I have to admit I'm enjoying every minute. Just thinking of the next call makes me smile.
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  7. Quentinanon Member

    Remember that NarCONmen receive commissions for snaring recruits. You might want to ask about how much and how quickly.
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  8. Kilia Member

  9. quote="delanon, post: 2499373, member: 28856"]I called again for the LULZ!

    All you have to do is "Look at stuff." Go walking and "Look at stuff."

    I can't make this shit up!

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/4clgvwnqvavvozc/narconon2.mp3?dl=0

    Niacin (also known as vitamin B3 or nicotinic acid) is an organic compound with the formulaC
    6H
    5NO
    2 and depending on the definition used, one of the 20 to 80 essential human nutrients.[/quote]

    Did you say "moralistic treatment?" @0:52? ha So funny! She's such a dipshit. Her theory on drugs melting away the vitamins in your brain and such as.
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  10. delanon Member

    Nah, just click "Don't Sign Up an Download." at the bottom.
  11. delanon Member

    Did you say "moralistic treatment?" @0:52? ha So funny! She's such a dipshit. Her theory on drugs melting away the vitamins in your brain and such as.[/quote]


    II said "holistic". But same means, lol!
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  12. delanon Member

    This is fun shit. Look forward to MOAR!
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  13. delanon Member

    Maybe next call I'll ask if they can cure being gay... Stand by...
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  14. Incredulicide Member

    At the end of the second call when asked what vitamins, she effectively told you to do your A to Es :p
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  15. Incredulicide Member

    Get the "success rate" statistic out of them, as well as whether they're officially an inpatient facility. Oh, and ask if their methods are "scientifically proven" and if they have fully qualified medical staff available on site every day.

    I think that covers most of the lies they tell and are being sued for.
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  16. Quentinanon Member

    The scientology cure for anxiety:
    1. Walk around and look at things
    2. Take vitamins
    3. Don't go to a doctor

    Ridiculous.
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  17. Kilia Member

    LOL...I didn't go that far. Got it. Thanks for the hint. :)
  18. patriot75 Member

    Well played Sir!

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