HOW/WHY of Psy Ops WHY?! Simple. To gain a better understanding of the enemies forces, you must always infiltrate. Sun Tzu knew that, Scientology knows that. They read this forum hourly. Wouldn't it be NICE to know what they know too? It's afterall, not that hard. How it works In a lot of ways, FaceBook is extremely unique because it allows a person to blend into a community with ease. Want to pretend to be a Scientologist? It's never been easier with FaceBook. So you're going to do it huh? Well, you need to know a couple of things. Scientology Slang Banky - Disoriented, chaotic, confused (it means in WOG language, you're a stupid asshole). Don't overuse it. Theta - This word gets used a lot, theta means life force in Scientology but on the Internet, it takes up a whole new meaning. It's not uncommon for a Scientologist to say something like "Man, that guy is *SO* theta" essentially that means you're cool, collected and whatever else he thinks it means. You can also end a conversation with "Have a upstat theta day!". ML - Much Love, this is one that's thrown around on the Internet by them constantly. Need to know how to use it though - it's not always used person-to-person if you're not on friendly terms. ARC - This is, much like "ML" a way to close a conversation or an e-mail. Usually they'll say something like "ML, Craig Jensen" or "ARC, Craig Jensen" This means they're telling you they either have love for you (possibly the gay kind) Or they're telling you they enjoyed their conversation with you. Picking a name You should never pick the name of a Scientologist who is popular if you want to do Psy Ops. Never use people like Heber or Elaine Jentzsch or David Miscavige, Tommy Davis etc. These are just bone head ideas and get you caught right away. If you have an ex-Scientologist in your cell, ask them the name of an obscure Scientologist or Sea Org member (who is preferably out but on good terms) and use that name. You can alternatively make up a name. My suggestion would be to create a name that sounds as "white" christian as possible. Ethnic names like "Markus Egerer" don't ever work on Scientologists, especially in America. Stick to basic sounding Christian names. Go with something like "Paul Emerson" or something like that. Hispanic names DO sometimes work but they're real questionable, as are black sounding names like "Trey" or "Mandingo". They don't fall for it for a minute. Pictures Try to avoid pictures. Uploading a picture of a person which is clearly from a raid is not going to work. Scientologists aren't completely stupid y'know! It's often better to NOT have a picture than to have one, since most Sea Org members don't have access to a webcam (unless you're Charlie Bills). Causes, Groups, OH MY! Scientologists love to flock to causes and groups on FaceBook that further insulate them against the rest of humanity (much like in real life) and they flock in droves to causes on FaceBook. There is a list of them on Jean Pierre Gitner's Wiki site . My personal favorites are: Volunteer Ministers, CCHR, Thomas Szasz, Youth for Human Rights and IAS. These tend to make you look good. Especially if you post on their wall saying nice positive things about the cause. DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF STUPID! Clearly Scientologists are suspicious of anyone/everyone. However, there's a few golden rules you can follow. Don't ask about people who are OBVIOUSLY declared that your pretend Scientologist should know about Don't ask direct questions until you have gained trust. Don't ask for intelligence information in a stupid way. Phrase things gently like "So, I have not seen Mary in a long time, has she routed out?" That's kind of a hard to pull off for an intermediate, but once you've gained the targets trust, you may be able to ask that question. DONT MENTION ANONYMOUS DONT MENTION ANONYMOUS DONT EVER MENTION ANONYMOUS EVEN AS A JOKE ITS SETS OFF ALARM BELLS Remember, in the Sea Organization, all men and women are addressed as "Sir" so don't fuck up and write "Miss" "Ma'am" or however. Keep it business casual conversation and never go too deep into casual. Going casual gets you fucked up.