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How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Sponge, Jul 26, 2010.

  1. Sponge Member

    How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    How Tom Cruise lost his mojo
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    From 'Top Gun' to 'Top Gear': what now for Hollywood's golden boy?
    The Telegraph (UK) 26th July 2010
    How Tom Cruise lost his mojo - Telegraph | 26th July 2010

    I was going to post this on one of the many Tom Cruise media/movie threads but there's so much good shit in this article that it deserves its's own thread. Yeah we've heard it all before here of course but it's great to have it thrown in his face all over again in a major UK newspaper. TC will never shake this shit off until, not only when he leaves that cult, but leaves it big style and spills the beans. Only that way will he get any sympathy and respect. The longer he waits then the harder and less likely that is going to be.

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  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    cockfail.jpg

    Post it before...
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Have to add this gem from the other day and The Guardian: David Thomson on Tom Cruise | Film | Film | The Guardian

  4. Sponge Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    ^a more refined version >>

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  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    *lol*
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    "I'm the guy"!
  7. pedrofcuk Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    I lol'd
  8. RightOn Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    oh dear!! my my.
    Hey maybe Fat Bastard stole his mojo?
    nah.... it was the cult
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhGq-Z7RqDY]YouTube - Austin Powers - Fat Bastard stealing austin's mojo[/ame]


    "From 'Top Gun' to 'Top Gear': what now for Hollywood's golden boy? "

    What's next? Him climbing into a fat suit and playing Less Grossman?
    Hey TC sometimes less is moar!
  9. xenubarb Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    "Tomzinho," aka Little Tom. Liek!
  10. Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    But he could talk to tomatoes and was the first to know that psyches were trying to take over the galaxy. So he had weight issues? Cut the guy some slack.
  11. veravendetter Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    'i gotta figure this out', wait, no . .
  12. RightOn Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    ha! Hubbard was a fat bastard, so I guess it was a fat bastard that stole his mojo lol
  13. Random guy Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Insightful article!
  14. Bipolart Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    "He’s obviously a complicated guy so he’s got to play complicated roles – anything that lets him play his humorous or psychotic side."

    'nuff said.
  15. Sponge Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    I've added the approriate pic to the OP, which incidentaly is from the top 10 pics when you do a google image search for David Miscavige.
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  17. carsforcancer Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Tom cruise lost his mojo and long time ago. Perhaps when he married Katie Holmes.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Any retirement planner will tell you that amount is simply not enough to support himself, Suri, Kate, Connor, Isabelle, Nicole, five houses, and countless vehicles and toys, AND Dave Miscavige's Church of Scientology.

    He's on a fast, fake Ducati to his own demise, taking any studio that deals with him, along.
  19. RightOn Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    ha!! perfect Sponge!!!
  20. Annia Lilith Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    TC not only lost his mojo, he lost his youth, his money and his mind...

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  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Cockfail = Medical Impotence?

    Or just the inability to get it up without Davey to fluff him?
  22. mojo Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    what mojo? he didn't lose what he never had
  23. Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    CONCLUSION:
    SCIENTOLGY LOOSES UR MOJO.
  24. Annia Lilith Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Hope one day he can find it...

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  25. TorontosRoot Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    I lol'd at this.

    Great work.
  26. EyeOnSci Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Very informative article.

    Well done.
  27. Triumph Member

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  29. Triumph Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    DM Has Plan to buy it back
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  30. Sponge Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    Tom Cruises salary earning mojo slipped to 7th place.
    Here's the top 10 list (conducted by Forbes):

    Johnny Depp $50m
    Ben Stiller $38m
    Tom Hanks $30m
    Adam Sandler $26.6m
    Leoardo Di Caprio $18m
    Daniel Radcliffe $16m
    Robert Downey Jr $14.6m
    Tom Cruise $14.6m
    Brad Pitt $13m
    George Clooney $12.6m

    Source:
    Depp is Hollywood's highest paid actor - Yahoo! Movies UK

    [FONT="Impact"][SIZE="6"]SHOW ME THE MONKEY![/SIZE][/FONT]
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  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    7th highest paid actor in hollywood. Obviously his career is in trouble.
  32. Permanoob Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    I think it's spelled "floof"
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    That's one way you can attempt to rationalise it. The half-empty vs half-full cup.
    It's all relative and for sure he'll never have to worry about keeping his bank balance to a level well above the great unwashed, but that's not the point.
    I'm sure he's not a a typical narcissist at all and that he just loves falling away from top end of his peer group because of course this is some sort of clever strategy which involves choosing to take much less money and crappier movie roles.
  34. Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo


    Well, whatever his statistics are, he simply needs to apply the correct steps (in the correct order) of the correct condition.

    And this is 'non-irregardless' of how his stats compare to any other actor's stats.

    Also, I'm almost certain that 'Uncle Tom' (and his cabin) are aware of a certain phenomena called 'the cycle of action'.

    It's just how these things go...bound to happen sooner or later...(and to each and every one of us)

    *shrug*
  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: How Tom Cruise lost his mojo

    wtf? 80 % of them are shit actors.

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