How To: LEVEL UP (newbies look here) Taken from another thread: LEVEL 0 (Observer): You hear about Anonymous protesting Scientology. GOALS: You have enough intellectual curiosity to take thyself to Google and find out WTF is going on. Find WWP. Register. Read. Think "OMGWTFBBQ GODDAMN CULT!" GAIN: Anonymous handle (social), RAEG (weapon), Useful Information (treasure) LEVEL UP! LEVEL 1 (New Anon): You find your local cell and make contact. GOALS: Study info about past /r/aids, laws in your area regarding masking, where and when protests are held, talk to active locals, exit the twisty passages all alike that are your basement walls and assorted detritus scattered on floor, attend protest if possible to check it out; if not possible to attend because you live in East Dumfuckistan or on a small uncharted desert isle or are underage B& with no wheels, figure out a way to be useful anyway. Learn how to read Chanonymous lingo. Accept that Longcat is, indeed, very long. GAIN: Anonymous contacts (social), a Rick Roll (weapon), over 9000 weblinx (defense / saving throws) LEVEL UP! LEVEL 2 (Junior EnturbLOLator): Cause Scientologists a measure of well-deserved butthurt. GOALS: Find and wear EFG mask at protest if legal in your area, yell "NO U!" and wave useful signage to help enturbulate Scilons or educate general public, slap down a Scilon apologist in a Comments section or on YouTube, write an article / make a relevant video / blog / write local newspaper or politicians / create fliers or YFTCs and distribute them / etc. Lather, rinse, repeat until you get an "I'm not a Scientologist, but..." or "Xenu is just a fictional character in a sci-fi novel" or "Scientology works and it helps people" or bullbaiting troll to flee in disgrace. Learn enough Scilong fucktardspeak to comprehend the moonbattery afoot, and to detect footbulletry you can use. GAIN: Over 9000 Scilon BAAWWWWs (treasure), a V mask (defense item), delicious and moist caek (treasure), over 9000 YFTCs / fliers (weapon), link to decentralized Anonsite (social) LEVEL UP! Original here: http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-general-discussion/callout-you-useless-faggot-38828/16/#post760426 y/n / NYPA?