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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Budd, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. Budd Member

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    The Cruise Missile himself turns 43 next Friday.
  2. AuntAnonymous Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    How's your Best Man, David Miscavige doing?
  3. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    I smell an Operation Party Hard III?
  4. FUCK Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    I thought Tom was turning 47...
  5. Smurf Member

  6. CantPickaName Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    wait.......i thought he was BILLIONS and BILLIONS of yrs old
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    50 seems to be the magic age lately with celebrities. Oh noez, three years left!

    PURIF TIME!
  8. fitch2000 Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Is Miscavige still on the Failwinds? Maybe he will throw Tommy Girl another cool party we can watch and laugh at!!!

    /fingerscrossed
  9. anonsparrow Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    I so wanna see them kiss like Travolta and his Nanny. That would be cool.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Happy Birthday moonbat Tom
    I hope you got your gift
    A photograph of Tiny Dwarf
    For you to scratch and sniff
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  12. Anon_1HG Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    The last one was so extravagant, lol
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cea4mf8AqgY&feature=channel_page]YouTube - Asbestos Party on the Freewinds[/ame]
  13. fitch2000 Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Tommy <3 Davey Forever!!
  14. Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Just found out Tom Cruise will probably still be in Melbourne, Australia for his Birthday.

    Operation: Party Hard Down-under?
  15. Apotheker Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

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    This is for you, TC. With best regards!
  16. Sponge Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Mr.Cruise, your cake has arrived.....
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  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    ^^^
    I lol'd
  18. Apotheker Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    The cake is no lie... ^^
  19. fitch2000 Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    omg puke
  20. FUCK Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

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    Happy Birthday!!!
  21. N. Ron Rubber Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Happy birthday Tom.

    Give yourself a gift this year. Blow.
  22. RightOn Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Tom...... WAKE UP!!!!!
    Hoping you spend your Birthday thinking about finally leaving.


    EDITED:
    I had vid of an exploding cake, but realized after I watched it again, it was shot with a gun.... so I thought it was unappropriate.... and maybe taken the wrong way.
  23. AnonAssassin Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Lets rickroll the bastard .Any one got his contacts?
  24. Skwee Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

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    Happy birthday, big boy.
  25. Prozac4Tom Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Happy Birthday, Dick.... er.... Tom!

    Did David Miscavige give you a hummer today?
  26. zebrafaced Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Best cake ever.
  27. bastet Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    that cake is scary
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    no u
  29. Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Not to Tommy! Just anotha ovah unda suprise!

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    Happy Birthday from all of us in Georgia!

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  30. tofuman Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Happy b-day Tom. Give yourself a present by blowing the cult.
  31. Kilia Member

    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Tom Cruise! July 3

    Oh, who the hell cares about Tom Cruise??

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