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Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

Discussion in 'Jett Travolta' started by SPock Puppet, Jan 7, 2009.

  1. SPock Puppet Member

    Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    talk about end game backpeddling

    According to Bahamian paramedics, while clutching his son's lifeless body, Travolta began repeatedly appologizing to Jett (whatever for?) in addition to glancing upward and pleading for GOD to help him

    471082 : Entertainment : Travolta says sorry to his dead son

  2. RavenEyes Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Did they ever determine how Jett died?
  3. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Yep.

    The conclusion following the autopsy was 'prematurely'.
  4. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    By God, do they mean Elron? Or is Johnnyboy not OT VIII?
  5. 14G0 Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    I believe the tub did it.
  6. Suzette Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Seizure disorder.

    The coroner doesn't care whether he died of the bump to the head or just outright from the uncontrolled seizures. He really only cares whether or not a crime was committed.

    If there was neglect, then there was neglect; it doesn't matter if the bump to the head would have killed him. And it's fairly clear no one is going to be prosecuted for neglect at this time.
  7. Anonyymous77 Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    well, hopefully when he asked god for help he was at least talking about THE god and not l ron.
  8. TheStig Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    To my dog, I am more powerful than the great god-king Xerxes.

    Ok then, which one of these is THE one...

    Resheph
    Baal
    Anath
    Astarte
    Ashtoreth
    Hadad
    Nebo
    Dagon
    Melek
    Yau
    Ahijah
    Amon-Re
    Isis
    Osiris
    Ptah
    Molech
    Arianrod
    Nuada Argetlam
    Morrigu
    Tagd
    Govannon
    Goibniu
    Gunfled
    Odin
    Dagda
    Ogma
    Ogryvan
    Marzin
    Dea Dia
    Mara
    Iuno Lucina
    Diana of Ephesus
    Saturn
    Robigus
    Furrina
    Pluto
    Vesta
    Engurra
    Zer-panitu
    Belus
    Merodach
    Ubilulu
    Elum
    U-dimmer-an-kia
    Marduk
    U-sab-sib
    Nin
    U-Mersi
    Persephone
    Tammuz
    Istar
    Venus
    Lagas
    Beltis
    Nirig
    Nusku
    En-Mersi
    Aa
    Assur
    Sin
    Beltu
    Apsu
    Kuski-banda
    Elali
    Nin-azu
    Mami
    Qarradu
    Zaraqu
    Ueras
    Zagaga

    This is just a partial list.
  9. moarxenu Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Add Chris Hansen pl0x. kthx.
  10. Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Elvis, der.
  11. Spylon Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    hurrr durrr YHWH
  12. King Nerd Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Colonel Mustard, in the bathroom, with a lead pipe.
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Now, Now King Nerd.
    You are Speculating. Next you will be calling for a boycott of the Bahamas.
    Settle down and slam that MD 20/20 and it will be okay.
  14. King Nerd Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    I am not speculating. I made sure to cross off all the other items after a calculated process of deduction.
  15. RavenEyes Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    MMMmmmm Mad Dog. good times.
  16. Mutante Member

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  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
  18. DamOTclese Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Yes, O. J. Simpson snuck up on him.
  19. Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    One might just question, though, why he'd pray to a being that he believes is an Alien Memory Implant...
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Oh, God...
  21. Mutante Member

    Re: Guilt Riddled Travolta Pleads for God's Help

    Fixd

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