FROM YBORG TO MECCA FLASH RAID! Spa Day at Yborg with the Nation of Islam and the cult of scientology was just too much to pass up! We made our way to Tampa early, early. The cult event was scheduled to start at 10:00AM. We arrived about 9:15AM and were excited to see two staff scurrying inside. Two sci's in Tampa is a LOT! We decided to go have crepes at the most awesome creperia! I may as well be honest right now. The only reason we go to Ybor is to eat crepes. We were back to the Yborg offices by 10:00AM. Two more people scrambling to get inside! We decided to drive to the other end of Ybor to check out the French Market. Driving down there, we notice TWO sci's with pamplets. A femsci in a green Way to Happiness t-shirt and an OSAFlagot in his khaki pants and white shirt. They both had a few TWTH booklets, but it was quickly discovered that this was NOT two sci's trying to pass out literature...this was a DATE! They chatted and smiled and joked and laughed and walked veryclosetoeachother and we noticed they handed out ZERO pamplets after we followed them for blocks. We got back to Yborg around 10:30AM and were met with this: Nobody. Since nobody showed up the last time we dragged our asses to Tampa and nobody showed up this time, we decided to head back to Clearwater where there are sci's to enturbulate. We stopped to chat with the Yborg security guard we'd befriended the last raid and he was laughing at us leaving because it was so dead at Yborg. Mecca, here we come! Rolled into Clearwater and went down Watterson St. first. HoooBOY! I just can't do justice to explaining how awesome the whole day was... Six will have to tell the tale. I'll give some hints... Cops called three times. Green jeans. The Laws of Life. Rose. Steak dinner. Welfare truck. A Star is Born=The Singing Anon. Starbucks Incident. We thought we were done, but then we weren't done because we went by xxxxxx, xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx, and xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx! And there are plans for the most awesome way to protest EVER in Clearwater. Welcome to Lazytown, faggots!