fingers lost in hockey

Discussion in 'Canada' started by rof, Feb 25, 2014.


I have seen fingers lost to skate blades

yes 0 vote(s) 0.0%
never happens 4 vote(s) 100.0%
  1. rof Member

  2. anon8109 Member

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  3. Woo Hah Member

    Hockey pucks never lose fingers.
  4. Watcher Member

    I've seen hockey players get their throats cut several times. I won't post links since it's rather graphic.

    Hockey pucks are almost as indifferent as kittehs...almost
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  5. Hockey: vicious blood sport used as catharsis by otherwise timid and unprepossessing Canadians.
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  6. Watcher Member

    Canadians timid and unprepossessing? I have 2 words for you... Justin Bieber! :eek:
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  7. Hey, what happens in America stays in America. Up north ol' Justin probably munches backbacon and wakes up frozen to winter fishing holes after a heavy night of Moulson's just like everyone else.;)
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  8. Watcher Member

    Hmm alrighty, American should probably take some blame for Bieber. Lemme think......Oh! I got it! Rob Ford!

    side note...your eyes make me dizzy!
  9. Rob Ford is fucking nuts and I hope he doesn't give Marion Davis or Jesse Ventura any bright ideas.

    ...I use the eyes to stun my prey (usually water buffalo) before I unhinge my jaw and swallow it whole.
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  10. BlooAnon Member

    Back on topic, I've never heard any stories of fingers getting sliced. There's plenty of teeth casualties and a few concussions due to checks, but fingers stay intact. The most recent skate injury that I can think of was the Achilles tendon cut last Feb on the Senators.

    Watch the video or don't. It looks very painful, but not overly graphic if memory serves me right.
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  11. Disambiguation Global Moderator

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  13. Anonylemmi Member

    What is this "hockey" you speak of?

    Anonylemmi, from warm and sunny southern California.
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  14. Just a small part of the violent blood rituals that mark the courtship displays of canadians.
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  15. rof Member

    No one can provide a single finger in favor of fingers.

    This does not happen.
  16. Anonylemmi Member

    Maybe you will shame them into trying harder.
  17. anon8109 Member

  18. moxie Member

    Real Canadian Alchoholics drink Moosehead. (ducks bottles of "moulson's")

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