Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

The schedule, as promised:
Friday:
10am at the Steve Allen Theater (get there early)
4773 Hollywood Blvd
Killer speakers, don't miss this
12noon Meet in parking lot of Steve Allen Theater to drive to Gold
2-4pm Raid Gold
6pm Return from Gold


Saturday:
11am Long Sign (Hollywood and Highland approx.)
11-1 Tour of Hollywood Scientology sights
1pm HGB (6331 Hollywood Blvd)
3pm Big Blue (Sunset Blvd and L. Ron Hubbard Way)

Sunday:
12Noon at Celebrity Center

[SIZE="1"](I did my best to parody the IAS promo flyers, but maybe I didn't use enough fonts)[/SIZE]


[SIZE="4"]YOU are invited to attend the Hollywood MEGARAID the weekend of Chanology's 2nd Anoniversary, Feb 13th![/SIZE] (Can you believe we've been doing this for 2 years?) But wait, there's more! For the same low price you get not one, but THREE days of epic enturbulation in the belly of the beast we call Scientology!

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Why should I come all the way out to dirty Hollywood?[/COLOR] Duh, you're bored with your own org (does your city even have one?) and want some hot, fresh action. You've seen the retardedness we deal with from both Scientology and the LAPD and you want in on that! Also, it's our Anoniversary and what better way to spend it than yelling at OSA's Int HQ? Be romantic, faggot.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]But, but, it's such short notice?![/COLOR] I know right? But who do you think you're dealing with here? We're not exactly known for our planning skills. But hey, you wanted to learn to be more spontaneous anyway, right?

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Fine, I guess I'll figure out a way to come..[/COLOR] Damn straight you will.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Are you arguing with me? Never mind - just answer this: What are we going to do there?[/COLOR] Well, we actually have 3 days of stuff planned! We don't expect that you'll be able to attend all 3, so the main event is Saturday with some extra stuff crammed in on both Friday and Sunday depending on how awesome you are and how long you can stay. We're going to post more details later, but here is the basic outline:

Friday
We meet in the late morning for a brief panel discussion (less than 2hrs, still being determined) with several ex Sea Org members. They will be talking about what it was like for them to be trapped inside of the cult and how difficult it was for them to escape. It should be interesting to hear these first hand accounts and will hopefully make for some good video for the masses as well.

After we wrap that up, we're going to take a little road trip to Gold Base in Hemet, CA. This is about a 2hr drive each way, so be sure to memorize your songs before we go. We aren't sure how we will handle getting everyone out there just yet, which will be largeley determined based on interest. So if you are coming and want to attend that raid, let us know so we can help figure out how to get you there.

Saturday
We meet in the late morning (again. We don't do early in LA) at one of the Hollywood cult locations. We then proceed down Hollywood blvd for a guided enturbula-tour of their many, many locations! Not only will you get to see touristy crap including the Walk of Fame, Mann's Chinese Theater, the transexuals, etc, but you'll also get to raid the following locations:

• ABLE - The Association for Better Living and Education International
• Author's Services Inc
• Long sign
• The Test Center (Book store)
• CCHR's "Psychiatry: An Industry of Death" Museum
• Hollywood Education and Literacy Project
• Hollywood Guaranty Building, home of OSA Int and the LRH Life Exhibit

Then we hop on the subway to save us from walking 2 miles to visit PAC Base which consists of:

• Day Org (big building that says Dianetics with the scrolling sign on sunset)
• American Saint Hill Org
• Mary Sue Hubbard's schoolhouse
• Advanced Org LA (yay OTs!)
• and of course, the RPF!

Sunday
Wow, you still want to raid? Ok you hardcore faggot, this leaves us with an excellent opportunity to meet up at Hollywood's Celebrity Centre for brunch! Well, I'd strongly advise not going inside and actually eating for a variety of reasons, but you're welcome to hang out with us outside as we show them some love. This is the spot where all of the wanna-be celebs come to stay and get their training, and another means of luring the public in with promises of waffles and a pretty building. For some reason they absolutely hate when we show up here! If we're lucky maybe they'll blast us with some Doug E Fresh on loop again or maybe you'll get flipped off by a D-list celebrity! Just remember, no swords. I REPEAT: NO SWORDS.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]That sounds like a lot of enturbulation![/COLOR] That it does, my friend, that it does. We've tried to pack in enough activities that you'll be able to take part no matter what your schedule. Please come out and have some fun with your LA friends!

[COLOR="DarkRed"]OK, Where do I stay and how do I get around town?[/COLOR] What am I, a travel agent? Ok fine, we'll put together a list of some suggestions. Just post your interest in this thread and that'll inspire us to help.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]There's a billion airports, where should I fly in?[/COLOR] Well, the main airport is obviously LAX, but you should also check prices for Burbank as it is WAY easier to fly into and very close to Hollywood. You can also fly into Long Beach if you have a friend driving you or want to grab a rental car. It'll add about 45min to your drive but isn't unreasonable. Be sure to check all 3 airports for the best cost if you're hurting for cash!

Update:
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]IMPORTANT:[/COLOR] If you would like to attend the Friday events including the GOLD BASE raid, please shoot a quick RSVP email to: megaraid@whyweprotest.net[/SIZE]

Tell us how many will be with you and if you have your own transportation or need a lift. Even if you don't need a ride, please tell us so that we can formulate plans.

This will allow us to properly gauge interest and determine the best way to get our asses out there.

DO IT RIGHT NOW! NO DILLY DALLYING PLZ AND THX!

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'm there, and I'll be bringing my tits with me.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'm also in, tits included.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'll come too, but no tits from me. Sorry.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

lol @ the spoof scilon graphics.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Wait, isn't Dan Murnan dead (RIP)?

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I am blown away.

As a So Cal anon, I'm eager to help make this happen. Whoever started this, feel free to PM me. We have only a little over a month.

Oh, yes, and I'm going.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

lolposter is awesome

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I wanna come

brb checking flights from Nashville

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

They even incorporated the shitty fonts. <3

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

No.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I will bring my reproductive apparatus and stuff like that

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Sounds intriguing!

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Will I get laid if I show up at raid? y/n

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

If you're a fat girl, Relt will be happy to [STRIKE]shark[/STRIKE] oblige you.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Nice poster.

I hope some out of towners get to make it....they will enjoy the trip to Gold and the tour.


As someone who has had brunch at the Celebrity Centre....unless there is another event going on that day, they will be lucky to have 30 people there during the entire brunch. They will see you when they enter the parking area on Bronson, and if they eat outside, they will be able to hear people on Franklin. But I think a nice walk around of the entire property would benefit any tourist. The Celebrity Centre (Château Élysée) is the most elegant example of French Normandie-style structures in Hollywood that were build in the 1920's.
The main entrance is actually on Tamarind Ave, and you can still still the name Château Élysée on the walkway to the entrance.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

If I'm not out of town... which I probably will be... maybe I might swing by...

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

If you can get a room at the Big Blue. Advance reservations and alot of sleuthing required.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Only on the inside.

Man, so jealous of people getting to this attend three days of awesomeness. Goddamn, I need to find me a Sugar Mummy.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I found you something better.

Sugar Daddy in Sydney ? Established Men

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Mudkips can probably house at least three or four people in her vag.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

This is the eighties and I'm down with the ladies.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

A channel should be made for IRC to help people if they have questions or anything else that troubles them

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Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Imma rent a van for the trip to Gold. Anyone want a seat, please pm.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

irc.anonnet.org #hollywoodmegaraid

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Bumpy BUMP!

A certain dog says Good Luck with the megaraid

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

this does sound fun!

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'll be there, and Im bringing my moobs.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'm going to be there... I'm going to get in trouble... it's my husbands birthday... and Valentines Day... But it's TOTALLY worth it... can't wait !!!!

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I'll be driving. Room for 3 more.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I've had brunch there too, and it really is a beautiful building. Pity about those inside.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Oh, great. The anons are going to have to worry about an angry, jealous husband whose wife is on the lam. :-P

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Everyone show up with band-aids on their left ears like the one gloved MJ.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Aaaand with Herro's invitation revoked, I can now comfortably seat 4 or 5.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Your husband should divorce you. I'm not even joking.

Fine I'll keep all the sam adams to myself.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

I honestly don't think you (or any woman) would notice if Herro was in there or not.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

No one cares what you think.

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

He's a work-aholic ...he probably won't even notice...

Re: Feb 12-14 - Hollywood, CA Megaraid - YOU'RE INVITED!

Managing a restaurant takes alot of work, sweetie. So does supporting a wife and kids. Be nice to hard working hubbies.