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DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

Discussion in 'Media' started by Mark Cabian, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. Mark Cabian Member

    DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Scientology head David Miscavige has declared victory over Anonymous in an internal church magazine.

    Miscavige described Anonymous as a group of "mask-wearing subversive and anarchistic internet denizens".

    He continues: "Having run into the Church of Scientology, they are no longer laughing out loud or otherwise. Nor are they any longer anonymous".

    Ling: Scientologist overlord declares victory over Anonymous ? The Register



    EDIT: Adding Reddit ling:
    http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/enex9/scientologist_overlord_declares_victory_over/
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Didn't Baghdad Bob declare victory United States troops while our tanks were driving through the streets in Baghdad behind him?

    I'm picturing DM in a similar situation right now.
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Lol "Scientologist overlord"

    Sounds Xenu-ish.
  4. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    This is potentially a huge footbullet for them. Imagine, you're a happy little Scientologist sitting in the org, reading your copy of Freedom magazine all about how DM and SCN have shattered Anonymous' suppression. Then you look out the window, and they're still there, dancing, eating caek and handing out flyers to the public.

    Feel that little nagging doubt beginning to take hold in the back of your mind there?
  5. the anti Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

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  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    QFT
  7. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    oh no he didn't...
  8. Anonymous Member

  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Imma give DM a good spanking.

    promise.
  10. xenubarb Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    I was thinking that yesterday. DM says they won. So how come there were anons outside the org until 7:30 pm?
  11. Consensus Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    He did defeat us.

    It took him 2 years to craft the perfect strategy.

    Become irrelevent. Anonymous will forget about you and move on.\

    Well done, DM. Well done.

    ... then again, Anonymous never really 'forgets.'
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    "If Scientology has won the war and defeated anonymous, why hasn't my org handled it? Must need more sec checking..."
  13. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    I'm amazed it took him so long to figure it out.

    I know a lot of important shit is going on right now with the whole Wikileaks / dying net neutrality business, but is there any chance this can be used to stir up some rage amongst our departed /b/rethren for some short-lived but fantastic lulz?
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    At least one hammer hasn't been dropped (yet). It's being held in reserve for now, for the time when DM really crosses the line. As far as an "Impact" on Scamatology, Wikileaks has nothing compared to what we're sitting on.
  15. Rheinländer Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    *lol* The war is over. *lol*
  16. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Cool story, bro.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Does that mean i can stop being a sooper sekrit internatinal hacker on sterioidz spai, hang up my GF-mask and Bond dinner jacket and go back to be a regular pimply nerd nao?
  18. Mark Cabian Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    And NO laughing out loud or otherwise!
  19. Anonyfruit Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    This made me lol.
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Not just a story. A real game-changer (awaits).
  21. CarltonBANKS Member

    Very entertaining!

    Bloody brilliant, John Leyden! The blatant taunting of David Miscavige personally is hysterical. The sociopath loves to keep a tab on articles, especially ones that mention him specifically.
    I'm so grateful to David Miscavige for doing an Andrew Crossley move.

    Huge thanks to IT Crowd creator Graham Linehan, who helped broadcast the news on Twitter, bringing several hundred visitors to that thread. I have massive respect for GL

    Finally, big thanks to whoever scanned and shared that IAS Impact issue. The quick dissemination of leaks is invaluable. I can't imagine this happening before the internet days
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Goddammit, Dave Miscavige

    Can't you please just fucking go out and do something to really inspire me to wanna spank your naked little bottom? Come on, Dave, you are still at effect. pussy. Talk dirty to us. LOL
  23. HugeAnon Member

    Re: Very entertaining!

  24. CarltonBANKS Member

    my favourite byline

    David Miscavige = fruitcake cultist

    It would be a(nother) footbullet if they were now to use CarterRuck or Peter Hodkin, to attempt to silence John Leyden.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Miscavige and the Church of Scientology are always victorious and the public image of Scientology is always improving as a matter of principle, no matter what reality has to say on that matter. In public perception Scientology has actually completely lost.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Hey dude, what does the red circle indicate?
  27. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    I seem to have become the reddit advocate around these parts, but if you want this to potentially come back to bite them in the ass then it needs exposure.

    Someone linked to the Register article on reddit, and voting it up means more potential enturbulation for David Miscavige.

    Scientologist overlord declares victory over Anonymous : reddit.com

    Just because Digg died doesn't mean we have to stop putting relevant links to social news sites in the OP and upvoting the shit out of them.
  28. lokimotion Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    DM = Delusional Much.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    There is a thread on /b/ about this.
    Some feel a retroll is in order,others don't give a fuck.
    still this thread has made me smile.
    we have reaped the cult for 3 years and dm calls this victory.
  30. Triumph Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    DM is like that kid you knew in high school who was a pathological liar...just dosen't know when to keep his mouth shut...

    what it is in reality is a psychological mind game he's playing on the sheep...the outside world is bad,bad...were good...see we told you we would destroy them...

    he has all the savvy of a really bad used car salesman...

    carsalesman.jpg
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    i think what DM needs to do, so that he may really reach uber celebrity status, is to do what all the other tards do......

    release a sex tape.

    aren't there cameras hidden in everything at gold base?
    lololol
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Yeah.

    The Karma-Sutra of Homo Novis on Homo Novis.
  33. Zak McKracken Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

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  34. Smurf Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    DM's frivolous proclamations are nothing new. They're just more frequent nowadays that his cult empire is slowly eroding away.
  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    I imagine it will 404 quickly, it it hasn't already, Moot seems to hate this sort of stuff.
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Well, what does 'Com Ev Miscavige' mean? Is it sci jargon?!
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    Smurf
    Is there any way we can see good photos of the living quarters of DM and current berthing of sea org at Gold?
    We need a DM version of "Cribs - (mtv)"
    The whole shebang. A full home tour.
    current pix.
    anyone?
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    "Comm Ev Miscavige"

    Comm Ev - Stands for Committee of Evidence. This is the Scientology version of a trial. During a Comm Ev, the accused is required to sit before a panel of Sea Org members who evaluate their "crimes". If you are accused of misdeeds and ordered to stand before such a panel, you are said to be "Comm Ev'd"
    -http://exscientologykids.com/glossary.html

    liek saying, (what are your crimes, DM?)
  39. an0nim0uz Member

    Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    I hereby declare victory over David Miscavige.
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  40. Re: DM Declares Victory Over Anonymous

    1. Make toiletpaper with DMs face on it
    2. Leave the first wraps of toiletpaper blank
    3. Send Box of it to the Orgs
    4. ????????!!!
    5. Profit ?
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