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Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker now selling buckets of potato soup on TV

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Wrong Guy, Aug 15, 2015.

  1. The Wrong Guy Member

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  3. RightOn Member

    sick fuck fraud
  4. xenubarb Member

    It made him gag, so I'm guessing it's about what you'd expect from soup that comes in a bucket.
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  5. moxie Member

    Why, post-rapture, would the arisen need soup? Just curious.
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  6. RightOn Member


    well according to Bakker in an earlier vid, he said more or less not verbatim "you can party while the world was ending".but he was referring to spreading chocolate pudding on bread and making "morning bread" I think he called it. EDITED: It was morning CAKE.
    The cake is a lie.

    I will be so glad when this fool is gone. sorry
    I have hated him from the beginning. And his sniveling video of him acting like he is sad and shaken and says he thought he was dying, made my stomach turn.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    However...

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  8. Random guy Member


    I don't think he's a born again Christian, I think he's a born again scam artist.
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  9. RightOn Member


    indeed
  10. DeathHamster Member

    20 years or your pizza is free!
  11. Ogsonofgroo Member

    How 'bout some yummy cheesy broccoli? "I want to put my hands in there!" Go right ahead Mr. Bakker... *fear* I notice he doesn't taste much of this rapture-snot except for gagging on his soup, common Jimmy, lets se ya baker up some of that pizza boyo!
    https://vine.co/v/e2Um7EL7Ltq broccoli loop.
    Do not watch if ya haz a touchy stomach! That they're using a fucking army shovel to swirl that crap around, my my, just reeks of haute cuisine eh! Mmmm-mmmm-mmm!

    :p

    Gotta love this one too ~ http://jimbakkershow.com/lovegifts/morningside-fire-now.html ~ Yup, welcome to the 'Holy Tub 'o' Fire'! Has a 'thirty year shelf life', and apparently is longer lived than, ta-da!, coal. Really?!? frikken coal? Are they fucking that retarded? (rhetorical question of course). I love that their 'product' is eco-friendly, who knew that burning paraffin wax coated wood-chips was a-okay. Yup, a 100$ bucket of this shit will burn for a whole 48 hours, WHAT A BARGAIN!
    I mean, do you have any idea how much potato soup and cheesy broccoli you could heat up in that time?

    Good-god-onna-bicycle -Batty-man!

    *idle thought*~
    The whole apocalypse/rapture thingy-thing, um, hey Jimmy, won't all the 'faithful' be, um, like, um heaven already?
    So, in reality, your selling this crap... To Sinners! Which, in Bakker's little melted pea-brain, absolves him of being a scammy little weasel.
  12. The Wrong Guy Member

    People For the American Way's Right Wing Watch continues to monitor Bakker's rants. Here are some of their most-recent articles.



    Jim Bakker: Decorate Your Living Room With Food Buckets!

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jim-bakker-decorate-your-living-room-food-buckets

    Jim Bakker: Buy Food Buckets Because Politicians Are Letting Terrorists Sneak Through The Border

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...s-are-letting-terrorists-sneak-through-border

    Jim Bakker Would Not Be Surprised If The Government Stormed His Studio And Arrested Him For Teaching The Bible

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...-stormed-his-studio-and-arrested-him-teaching

    Jim Bakker: Government Will 'Mow Down' Christians For Praying

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jim-bakker-government-will-mow-down-christians-praying
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    the stupid it hurts
  14. The Wrong Guy Member

    Jim Bakker: Buy My Food Buckets Because We're Heading For 'A Hellish 42 Months On Planet Earth' | RWW Blog



    Right Wing Watch reports on the extreme rhetoric and activities of key right-wing figures and organizations by showing their views in their own words. In this clip, Jim Bakker encourages his audience to stock up on food buckets because the End Times are rapidly approaching.
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    Vic Berger and Everything Is Terrible! bring you the second installment of Jim Bakker's Buckets!

    This one is important! Get your buckets today!
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    'God Is Not Mocked': Jim Bakker Says Hurricane Harvey Is God's 'Judgment On America' | Right Wing Watch

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    Right-wing pastor Rick Joyner joined televangelist and End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker on his television program yesterday, where they declared that Hurricane Harvey was God’s judgment on the city of Houston and used the devastation wrought by the storm to promote Bakker’s line of survival products.

    Joyner asserted that the storm had nothing to do with climate change because “the real issue with the weather and everything else on the earth has to do with sin and wickedness.”

    “The whole earth will cry out because of the shedding of innocent blood,” he said. “That’s what throws nature off more than dumping CO2 or anything.”

    That prompted Bakker to declare that he felt that “this flood is from God, it’s a judgment on America,” and Joyner agreed, noting that “these kinds of things don’t happen by accident.”

    Joyner said that Key West, Florida, had been hit by a hurricane “on the day they’re supposed to have the Day of Decadence parade” and another hurricane hit New Orleans right before it hosted another Day of Decadence festival.

    “Coincidence? I don’t think so,” he said. “We have to stand up against the perversion of our times and call it what it is.”

    Bakker agreed, saying that the former mayor of Houston “ordered all the preachers to turn in their sermons before they preached them. Just remember, God gets the last word. God gets the last word. Be not deceived, God is not mocked.”



    Source: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...hurricane-harvey-is-gods-judgment-on-america/

    Jim Bakker: Hurricane Is God's 'Judgment' So Hurry Up and Buy My Doomsday Food | HuffPost

    Televangelist turns tragedy into a marketing opportunity.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jim-bakker-hurricane-doomsday-food_us_59af847be4b0354e440d93dd
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    Those Who Don't Spend All Their Money On Jim Bakker's Food Buckets Will Answer To God | Right Wing Watch



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    While hawking his survival food buckets on his television program today, prepper pastor Jim Bakker encouraged the wealthy to buy a million dollars worth of his products because their money will soon be worthless when the End Times begin and the financial system collapses.

    Guest John Shorey told viewers to stock up on Bakker’s food buckets and not to worry about running out because God will miraculously refill them as needed.

    “When you empty a bucket of food,” Shorey said, “trust God to refill it.”

    When Shorey told those who “have the means to buy 100 buckets of food” to “buy 100 buckets of food” and give them to local churches, Bakker chimed in to urge millionaires to buy as much food as they can afford.

    “Do a million dollars worth of food, I’m serious,” Bakker said. “If they’re rich, their money is going [away] anyway, John. It’s not going to be worth anything. The crash is coming, so why not sow it into the Lord?”

    Shorey agreed, adding that those who don’t use all their money to buy as much food as they can will have to answer to God.

    “The Bible says that our riches will be a witness against us,” Shorey said. “When the time comes that you’ve left money in the bank that could have been used to help people, to help feed people and all you did is you just kept all your riches for yourself, it will be a witness against you. You will stand before God and he will say, ‘Why didn’t you do more to help the needy?'”

    Source: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...-jim-bakkers-food-buckets-will-answer-to-god/

    Jim Bakker's Food Buckets Will Prevent You From Resorting To Cannibalism | Right Wing Watch



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    End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker used his television program again today to promote his line of survival products, urging viewers to stock up now because people will be forced to resort to cannibalism when the Last Days arrive.

    Complaining that he has “been so lambasted in the last few years” for endlessly promoting his End Times survival products, Bakker lashed out, warning that “the Bible says a fool sees trouble coming and doesn’t prepare.”

    “In perilous times, they do crazy things,” Bakker said, adding that he has “cried so much” over the destruction wrought on Houston by Hurricane Harvey.

    “I saw wonderful people with everything gone,” Bakker wept. “Everything gone! You don’t understand everything gone! You don’t understand living in darkness unless you’ve lived in darkness. And they will kill each other, eat each other, steal everything from each other and that’s what the Bible warns about. I want you to be prepared.”

    Source: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...ll-prevent-you-from-resorting-to-cannibalism/
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    Televangelists Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker build a multi-million dollar empire: Part 1 |ABC News



    "The Bakkers purchased airtime on TV stations for their "PTL Club" show and eventually created a Christian satellite network."

    How Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker developed their Christian talk show and network: Part 2 |ABC News



    "Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, who met in college and married soon after, began their career in television with puppets."

    Inside Heritage USA, the Christian theme park dreamt up by Jim Bakker: Part 3 |ABC News



    "Bakker asked followers to sign up for $1,000 "lifetime partnerships" in exchange for an annual three-night stay at the hotel onsite."

    Televangelist Jim Bakker has secret sexual encounter with a follower: Part 4 |ABC News



    "Jessica Hahn claimed Bakker sexually assaulted her, which he denied, saying the encounter was consensual."

    The scandals that brought down the Bakkers, once among US's most famous televangelists | ABC News

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/scandals-brought-bakkers-uss-famous-televangelists/story?id=60389342

    The trials and resilience of Tammy Faye Bakker, one of America’s most famous televangelists | ABC News

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/trials-re...ricas-famous-televangelists/story?id=60427871
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    Pay for Your Sins the Easy Way with Sinmo - That’s an App? | Comedy Central



    "Every sin has a price. This new app has them all."
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    Jim Bakker Says Trump Has Been Spiritually 'Saved So Many Times' Since Becoming President | Right Wing Watch News



    "Right Wing Watch reports on the extreme rhetoric and activities of key right-wing figures and organizations by showing their views in their own words."

    "In this clip, Jim Bakker says that he personally knows for a fact that Trump has been spiritually "saved so many times" since becoming president, which is why "there's miracles coming out of the White House.""

    Jim Bakker Warns That 'Civil War Is Coming to America' | Right Wing Watch News



    "In this clip, Jim Bakker says he got a prophecy from God in 2007 about a "great wounding" coming to America, which he's concluded means we are headed for civil war."
  23. DeathHamster Member

    His soup is revolting, maybe he saw that?
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