Did You Feel It, Dave?

Discussion in 'GoldBase' started by GibbousWaxing, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. GibbousWaxing Member

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  2. Quentinanon Member

    <mockingascilon>That's all black pr manufactured by psychs, Big Pharma and merchants of chaos to scare people out of California.</mockingascilon>
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  3. RightOn Member

    Nipplehead's scotch makes him feel like the ground is perfectly still
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  4. JohnnyRUClear Member

    David Miscavige drinks a lot of alcohol and hits people. (All of them are taller than he is, so they probably deserve it.)
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Yeah, it must be miserable living a life where everyone is always looking down on you.

    It could drive a deranged dwarf to drink. And and go into rages. And hit people.

    Maybe if all the people around the dwarf managed to always operate from a kneeling position, whether in motion or at a standstill, things might change for the dwarf.

    He could actually look down on others without recourse to a milk carton crate, or a step-stool.

    That's It! The On-Your-Knees Rundown! Here comes the shoops!
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  6. Better yet, they should shave down their femurs to match their shaved teeth.
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  7. JohnnyRUClear Member

    All those DBs just keep making Dave wrong short. Forget cars and motorcycles; they should buy him some stilts.

    Maybe he has them salute his dog so that they'll be looking down, at which point he will be closer to the top of their field of vision and therefore taller.
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  8. DeathHamster Member

    Due to all the alcohol and acid indigestion, Dangerous Dave is now rolling coal .. in his pants!
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  9. GibbousWaxing Member

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  10. Quentinanon Member

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  11. Jeff Jacobsen Member

    DM is so sensitive he can feel a pea under a dozen mattresses.
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  12. DeathHamster Member

    I thought it was that he is such a dick that he can pee through a dozen mattresses?
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  13. TrevAnon Member

    The people around the dwarf have to, otherwise they wouldn't be able to SCOHB.
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  14. CarterUSP Member

    Only if it is an ess-pea
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  15. Anonymous Member

    How tall is DM? (in metres)
  16. 155 cm according to google
  17. Anonymous Member

    Wow. Even Shakira is taller.
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  19. GibbousWaxing Member

    And another little-bitty one-point-three. Didja feel this one?

    You know what geologists call a group of little earthquakes like the ones you've been having at Gold lately? Not a cluster. A swarm.

    I wonder why they chose that name. Swarm. Swarm. Haha, that word sounds funny when you say it over and over. Swarm swarm swarm, swarmy swarmswarmswarmswarm.

    What do you think of when you hear the word swarm, Dave?
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  21. Quentinanon Member

    Those evil Marcabians have been scraping away at the bedrock beneath the Int Base.
  22. BlooAnon Member

    Am I the only one who read the thread title in HAL2000's voice?
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  23. GibbousWaxing Member

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  25. He does'nt like that name
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  27. Quentinanon Member

    The Marcabians did not drill that day, they were just smoothing the walls of the tunnels under the Gold Base.
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  33. GibbousWaxing Member

    Too busy celebrating my R6 implants to post this right away, but we've had another little twitch in the swarm - a 1.3 right there - no, a little lower and to the left. If there's still a lot of earth-moving activity cleaning up from the mudslide I wouldn't expect anyone to have noticed it.

    But it did happen. Just so you know:
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  34. Quentinanon Member

    Underground narrow tunneling continues from the military base in Twentynine Palms, California underneath and around Scilon Int Base with the latest technology from a Marcabian company located in Germany:

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  35. GibbousWaxing Member

    That little rumbling around lunchtime wasn't just Sea Ogre stomachs.

    If I didn't know better, I'd suspect the swarm of one-point-ones indicated the very hills around International HQ were covertly hostile. Look at them...deeply furrowed, as if they've been under a lot of stress for a long time. If they were know...slip...well, who could fault them?
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  36. BlooAnon Member

    PTS = Probable Tremor Source.
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  37. meep meep Member

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  38. Did You Feel It, Dave?

    What, this?:

  39. This HBO documentary confirmed my suspicions all along. Please go after these people and shut them down.
  40. RightOn Member

    Poodle probably felt a bigger rumble from Going Clear :D
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