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Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

Discussion in 'USA - West Coast' started by xenubarb, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. xenubarb Member

    Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Crazy raid was crazy. Anonyclaus showed up with a couple of elves, bringing lulz to us and coal to the Scilons. Had several cameras going, and a good thing, too.

    The org parking lot had only 12 cars at 11:00 am, not exactly packing them in these days. The shields were down when we got there, they quickly put them up ON THE INSIDE blocking the window, and they made like a little passageway so that the entire office was blocked off from outside eyes.

    Music system wasn't very loud, but we had some. Lots of tomfoolery and clowning, lots of honks, waves, thumbs up and support from passersby. Several people stopped to ask questions, anon delivered. Our shit, we knows it! Gave away handfuls of YFTC and some of the bigger Comicon ones that point people to Tampabay.com. The more the SP Times adds, the better those cards get.

    We became repeatedly infested with this drunk guy who was going through alcoholic bipolarism. One minute he loves us, the next, he's yelling that he's a soldier and we should be protesting something else. At one point he tried to grab karate anon, who fended him off without violence. Then he started claiming we'd assaulted HIM! I liked the part where he was sitting on the cult's planterbox wall, accusing us of being cowards because we wear masks, and because we were just sitting across the street watching the Scientologists!

    1. We weren't sitting.
    2. The cult was right behind him on our side of the street! Drunk guy was drunk. If Scientology was a snake, it woulda bit him. Oh, wait...

    He wanders away, segueing between hostile and supportive, and we kept enturbulating.
    Then he comes back even moar tanked, yelling that he was gonna call the police for assaulting him, kicking him and knocking him down, which never happened. Then he tells us for the 9000th time that he is a soldier and could snap our necks and thanks to him we had the right to free speech which he somehow didn't want us to exercise. I laughed at drunk guy calling cops on us but he insisted we'd go to jail. I'm pretty sure he would be the one taking a ride to detox.
    Anyway, he finally left us...and went into the org!~!! He was in there for a while, too, before being escorted out by an older, heavyset man who was obviously no match for his trained Army killing skills. He was escorted across the parking lot, screaming profanity at us. And then, the Scilon put him in a car and drove him away!!!

    Where? We have no idea. Detox? Police station? NARCONON? Off they went. Weird.

    So, back to enturbulation, cookies, cheezburgers and nonsense. We saw several police cars, but they kept on going past. And then, epic occurred. A van pulled up on the street. It had a small sign on it, 'Jesus Is Lord.' The back doors opened, and suddenly....WE WUZ RICKROLLED!!!
    The guy blasted Rick Astley, we danced, it was great! Then, as soon as the song was over, he closed up the van and took off. The best the best the best!

    Yeah, video and pix are coming. I had to leave cuz I have a party to go to, and I want to relax a bit, but watch this space. I think I got some really fun footage of the raid. This was one of the most entertaining raids we've had in a while! Chock-full of happenin!
  2. Scatman Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    You didn't hear? He was recruited by OSA to replace Mike Rinder and driven straight to the Int Base to start his training. From now on, Barb, you must address him as "Sir".
    And by the way, now you are not supposed to say that he was drunk. That is entheta. He was "doing research" like Hubbard did when he drank rum, irish whiskey, and took pinks and grays. Get On-Source and flow him power! Time for you to slam in the Simon Bolivar policy letter.
  3. _You_ Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Well done guise
  4. FUCK Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Nice!
  5. xenubarb Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    The funny thing was...there was a certain number of military trained anons present, but none of us mentioned it to the soldier guy. ;)

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  6. Daisy Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Looking forward to the vid. Maybe the drunk guy was a scilon.
  7. i'mglib Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Nice looking group, guys.

    I want a van to come by and Rickroll us. Was it white? Yellow? Either way, send it north next time.
  8. xenubarb Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    White with a sort of rainbow graphic on the side with Jesus is Lord tiny letters on the back door. However, the back of the van was full of signs, not unlike ours except with a diff message.

    Serious Christian was serious, but not too serious to give us a good rickroll. You gotta love a guy with equipment and the ability to multitask!
  9. tamphex Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    :D :D :D Coming to Sydney anytime soon, Barb?

    Awesome raid looked awesome - we get our share of drunks over here in Sydney on occasion too. Never have one silly enough to stumble into an Org though!
  10. _You_ Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    LMAO "L Ron was a criminal and his books suck" - genius sign!
  11. Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Barb, SD was awesome today. I must hug you now.
  12. Tofuman666 Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Karate Anon was epic.
  13. DaftAnon Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Was he speaking lolcat too?
  14. _You_ Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Well done, SD.
  15. Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Man, how come my one and only raid in SD wasn't that epic? :<

    Here's hoping my next chance will be a global. Keep on keeping on, guise
  16. TinyDancer Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Classic.
  17. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Soylent Green is PEOPLE..... IT'S ......... PEEEEOPLLLLE

    Awesome Christfag is awesome. Also, I can't help thinking of that little pickup in T2 that gets commandeered near the end of the movie. (Ahnuld 1-liner for that scene: "Dis is deh vehicle's tahp spihd.")
  18. Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Nice job guise.

    And suspicious drunk is suspicious.
  19. xenubarb Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Video is up now...step right up and see the drunk that got taken to Isengard.

  20. i'mglib Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    I think I'll suggest to RIF that we should come visit you guys on a month when our globals are on different days. I have a trunk full of BIG signs, thanks to the tech provided by our new guy.

    Is your org on a side street with little traffic? It seems like there aren't a lot of cars, eh?

    Also, maybe the drunk guy is a narconon *success* story.
  21. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Wonderful raid!
    Christfag RR is a hoot (lmao)
    Sounds like y'all had a blast, despite weirdo-drunk (scilon probably took him to cop station to swear out assault complaint lol, who knows? XP ) On review of the tape though it sounds like they just wanted him gone and offered to take him home, silly sotten fool.

    :)
  22. Tofuman666 Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    Here's another vid.

  23. panzerknacker Member

    Re: Dec 19, 2009 San Diego

    I'd be down for that as well. SD anons are clearly awesome.

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