David Miscavige Nicknames Thread

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Crime wave Dave.

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Cornholed COB.

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Chairman of the Board.

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Pedo Chair?

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SQUIRREL


David Miscavige is destroying Scientology by

A) Squirrelling the tech

B) Pulling in Anonymous

C) Breaking laws and exposing Scientology to investigation and law enforcement

D) All of the above

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I think he'd work as some kind of savage pocket pet. woverine, piranha, flesh-eating bacteria? maybe only humans are sadistic, though. Actually my favorite so far is Pocket Hitler, which someone suggested a while back. Hitler's overused, but it's still funny.

"Pocket pet is a term used to refer to any small mammal commonly kept as a household pet. The six general criteria which qualify an animal to be considered a pocket pet are:
its commonality as a domestic housepet
no potential danger to humans or other animals
non-exotic
overall ease of care and feeding
amicable disposition making it suitable as a "companion" pet
relatively small stature
The most common pocket pets include rodents such as: hamsters, gerbils, fancy mice, fancy rats, and guinea pigs. It also includes common, non-exotic animals such as sugar gliders; which have been bred as domestic housepets in the U.S. for the last 15 years." (wikipedia)

Hmm, pocket gerbils.

Or maybe I'm thinking of Dm as Tc's pocket pal.