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David Gaiman has died.

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Mar 8, 2009.

  1. Cyclades Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    no he is NOT
    he shilled for them at a comic con and was asked by the promoters to stop
  2. Scatman Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Neil Gaiman is still a scilon. He is not currently a shill for the cult, although his sister, Claire Edwards, has repeatedly attempted to recruit him as a public advocate.
  3. TypingChimp Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    The guy who played Sirius Black is dead? The bastards!
  4. Mutante Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Jack Black is DEAD???????????????????????

    He still had so much to give :(

    [IMG]
  5. LilDebbie Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    sorry neil. i like your books. your family i can do without.
  6. Oswald2001 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Black Jack is DEAD?

    You mean the Evil Space Alien Cult has put an end to one of the gambling industries most venerated card games?

    They must be trying to bring down Vegas, Laughlin, Atlantic City....and from there...THE WORLD.

    Muwaaaahhaahaaa!!!!
  7. muldrake Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    good night sweet prince
  8. Whanonstler Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Prince s dead? Oh my God, OSA killed Prince!
  9. Anon-007 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    It wasn't OSA.

    It was Moxon who drowned Prince, which is why he's now called DogFucker!
  10. Whanonstler Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    You fail at this game.

    Guys! They killed Mojo Nixon!
  11. Haruhi Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    You ain't got Mojo Nixon? Your store could use some fixin'...
  12. Whanonstler Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Winrar!

    /thread
  13. Relyt Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    What is this thread about, again?
  14. whosit Member

  15. crockhat Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Revenge for ClearwaterGate! Nixon's sweaty upper lip was too much - it had to end! My god!
  16. anyjane Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    WHOA WHOA- LET'S BACK THIS ASS UP:

    You guys saying Richard Nixon don't work here?
  17. Anonymous Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    News from UK re David Gaiman:

    From an email sent from domain Vitamins; Affordable, High Quality and High Strength Vitamins from G&G Vitamins (Made in England)

    I apologise for the blanket email, many of you have been contacted personally, but due to the sheer number of contacts, it is impossible to notify everyone in a short time. I also apologise if you receive this twice.

    As you many of you know, our beloved David suffered a heart attack on Saturday and has passed away.

    The memorial service will be tomorrow, Wednesday 11th March at 5.00pm at :

    The Church of Scientology
    Saint Hill Road
    East Grinstead
    West Sussex
    RH19 4JY

    If you wish to send flowers, the address is -

    Mrs Sheila Gaiman
    (address redacted)


  18. darkshadow667 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Umm, I got some crappy green BOP ring that makes All my gold disappear!!! SON OF A BITCH!
  19. Mutante Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    This is bullshit. Jack Black did NOT die of a heart attack.
  20. darkshadow667 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.


    yeah! yeah! Punk Rock Girl!
  21. Anon-007 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    I personally blame Kendrick Moxon for everything, including the recession.

    Oh, and Kennedy's assassination.
  22. Whanonstler Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Lindbergh Baby? Moxon. Hindenberg? Moxon. Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand? Bet your ass it was Moxon.

    I heard he was even around St. Petersburg, when he heard it was time for a change. Killed the Tsar and his ministers; Anastasia screamed in vain.
  23. Anon-007 Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    You've got it!

    As senior legal counsel, Moxon holds the keys to OTIX and OTX - and thus the secret of space and time travel!

    He's been busily whizzing backwards and forwards in time to shape the destiny of the planet. Some of his major accomplishments have been:

    - Coming back as Joan of Arc in an attempt to introduce witchcraft
    - Assassinating Arch Duke Ferdinand, and starting the war
    - Being the 'second gun' at Kennedy's assassination
    - Pulling the lever that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima
    - Supergluing the emergency over-ride switch at Chernobyl

    Any more that I've missed?
  24. LordHuggy Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    A great enemy, yes, but I wish his family all the best and hope his thetan gets trapped inside a good person.
  25. DeathHamster Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Let's just say that Hubbard wasn't displeased to hear the news. Kennedy was near the top of his Enemies List at the time.

    Judge Found Hubbard lied about achievements March 1, 1998, Joseph Mallia, Inside the Church of Scientology, Boston Herald
  26. Anonymous Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    ^^this^^
  27. Anonymous Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Fuck him. He's on Mars being re-implanted right now. I have zero sympathy for him or his family.
  28. Anonymous Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    purty soon scientology is going to be responsible for the last ice age ;)

    but I do have sincere condolences for any family losing a family member
  29. anonymusicz Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Good. Hopefully DM follows soon.
  30. Ogsonofgroo Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Julia Child died?

    (continues derailationships)

    So does this mean Lron's table has his fourth for hell's eucre marathon?


    O-o.........o-O

    K, I go nao.
  31. Mutante Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Scientology killed JULIA STILES?

    THIS IS WHY

    [IMG]
  32. Cyclades Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    The Comedian Killed Kennedy you fool
  33. Anonymous Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    Do you think they'd let me snuff his ashes if I converted?
  34. Mazumune Member

    re: David Gaiman has died.

    R.I.P at least now he will not be apart of the vile cult.
  35. re: David Gaiman has died.

    They offed Julia Roberts?! how could they do this? She still had so many anti-wrinkle creams to endorse!
  36. TinyDancer Member

  37. Re: David Gaiman has died.

    Also, concerning Neil, did anyone else draw a comparison between Roderick Burgess from The Sandman and Hubbard? He starts a cult of sorts, called "The Order of the Ancient Mysteries". He's rivals with Alistair Crowley and attempts to summon Death.

    From the wikipedia entry on L. Ron Hubbard:
    Burgess also has a son, Alex, who turns out to be gay and takes over for him after his death. Hubbard's son Quentin was gay, and Hubbard had planned to have him take over the CoS (not that that worked out).

    Also, references to "The Order of the Ancient Mysteries" being used for financial gain were made.

    Just a thought.
  38. TinyDancer Member

    Re: David Gaiman has died.

    I don't know about that, but David Gaiman wrote an interesting response to Paulette Cooper when she asked about the Crowley/Parsons connection:

    The Scandal of Scientology / Appendix: The Scientologist's Story

    (bottom of the page). Gaiman was quite a communicator. Note his response to Q.19. An "acceptable truth".
  39. Re: David Gaiman has died.

    I, for one, will not shed a tear. He was the first to harass me, serving me with a bogus lawsuit when I was in Scotland; also having Scientologists totally surround my hotel when I was in Scotland which prevented me from writing the story I was there to write. He was a lying two-faced, well, he was a Scientologist.
    I'm glad I outlived him. ;-)

    Paulette Cooper
  40. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: David Gaiman has died.

    Good will always triumph. Because evil is dumb.

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