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Date a scientologist

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TrevAnon, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. AnonKat Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

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    male seeking big bikers, likes to snuf dogs together
  2. Anonymous Member

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    And a patty barber.
    Proxy up and join the raid faggots.
  3. potrezebie Member

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    OMFG! It's true! All scientologists wind up looking like Elron eventually! She got the same neck and chin as Ron (Rinder's ex has it too) and Ron's fishlips are showing! And she's got her cult leader's eyes, how cute!


    This thread has me LOL'in! I'd date all of you, even the ones still living with ma... :D

    On edit: Gotta hand it to Ron, he did create one massively powerful and unattractive tulpa/egregore/thoughtform when he made this shit up.
  4. piePIEpie Member

  5. Anonymous Member

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    Isn't she an actress? I swear I saw her in a movie..

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  6. Anonymous Member

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    Somebody make an account for Austin Fullmer.

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  8. piePIEpie Member

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    Thanks for the tip.
  9. Holl Anon Member

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    Ahem.... Austin, who turned 20 on March 15, is finally graduating from high school on June 16 at LaCanada High School.

    La Canada High School
  10. Anonymous Member

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  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    bump
  13. Keyumdi Member

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    Dude, seriously you need to censor bar some of that.
  14. Anonymous Member

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  15. Anonymous Member

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    Lets not overdo this. We don't want to actually screw up someones life. I agree with the above poster regarding that black dude.
  16. AnonKat Member

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    none of us are as cruel as all of us
  17. Anonymous Member

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    This is OL not RL.
  18. Anonymous Member

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    I don't personally care if Tommy Davis gets an avalanche of calls from gay bondage enthusiasts, but I don't like seeing lay members dragged into this much. They're people too and they haven't done anything but fallen victims of the cult we all despise.
  19. AnonKat Member

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    No shoe on head ?

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  20. Anonymous Member

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    /r/ profiles for:

    Lisa McPherson

    Elli Perkins

    Rex Fowler

    Marty Rathbun

    Will Smith
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    Found another great site that is in need of more Scientologists.

    Butterfly Lounge Dating


    Warning: The site is only for fat chicks!
  22. Anonymous Member

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    !!!!!!!!1!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!1!!!



    shit, i could write up some really funny ones..... not that hard.... kinky religions....
    too busy, though.... rats!
  23. Anonymous Member

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    OK, please post them in here so we can see them!!!
  24. Anonymous Member

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    SWF, 29, looking for affinity and intergalactic companionship.
    I am a proud $cientologist, looking for a Male $cientologist, about the same age as my father, who has real leadership abilities and likes to play James Bond.
  25. Anonymous Member

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    ** OT abilities a real plus !!!!
  26. Anonymous Member

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    SWM , 28, looking for young, lonely Scientologist woman to stroke my bt clusters' ego. I was raised a $cientologist, and was a high ranking officer. However, I left because after meeting the lovely friendly folks at Anonymous, I concluded that I had been seriously mind fucked and lied to by a cult. The thing is that I still have a fetish for $cientology girls, especially ones still in, because it turns me on that i can predict exactly how they will think and behave. And being a total dickhead is the only way i can really get off. It is the fault of the cult. So, Let's get together for a dinner of beans and rice, at some undisclosed location for a few days.
  27. Re: Date a scientologist

    SWF:Looking for long term partner who i can share my life with. My dream is to marry the man of my dreams and have children. We shall join the sea org. During our stay there i will disconnect you because you had a bad thought about LRH. You go on the RPF and our children are minded by a 17 year old near a stair well in a dirty org somewhere. Then OSA tells me you escaped and they need my help. Of course i help them, especially when they tell me you were dreaming of men when sleeping with me. Our children join the Sea Org. One of them dies because they are so over caffeinated and over worked and ran in front of a bus during a sea org errand, but i can't tell you anyway because i don't know where you are anymore.
  28. Anonymous Member

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    LOL!
  29. Anonymous Member

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    Got a response to post #65

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  30. Anonymous Member

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    Lulz,but she nows the score.
  31. Anonymous Member

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    I really don't want to have to explain the basic concept of transsexual surgery to her.
  32. Anonymous Member

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    Chances are that 'she' is familiar with it.
  33. Anonymous Member

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    tell her about your "past lives" and how they impact your identity. about the "discoveries" and "wins" that you have made recently "in session". lol
  34. Anonymous Member

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    yeah, i was a real buttfucker in my last lifetime. that's why i decided to become a scientologist and join the sea org so that i could be a cmo messenger.
  35. CarterUSP Member

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    Laughing so much I may actually die.

    Might be a good site to drip a little confidential OT data into. Or links to Truth Rundown etc.

    Can our Tom C and Tommy D profiles date each other?
  36. Anonymous Member

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    ooooh, i love to duplicate data!
    be my 2-D! thrill my meat body as our thetans intertwine outside of the MEST universe.
    i can give you great wins, if you know what i mean!
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    boing boing!
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    you pulled this in.
    now cum and take it out.
  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    I'm in.
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Date a scientologist

    Be careful with that. Scientologists not allowed to discuss their 'case' outside of auditing.

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