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CONSPIRACY/NYPA - MEGATHREAD - [NWO/ZEITGEIST/CERAGEM/Illuminati]- OMG HELP ME WITH MY CAUSE!!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AnonEnlight777, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. Happy 40th Birthday.
    Did this just happen to you recently?
    Show us a pic of the weird letter on your wrist.
    I think that this is some more made up story time.
  2. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening”

    Whose woods these are I think I know.
    His house is in the village, though;
    He will not see me stopping here
    To watch his woods fill up with snow.

    My little horse must think it queer
    To stop without a farmhouse near
    Between the woods and frozen lake
    The darkest evening of the year.

    He gives his harness bells a shake
    To ask if there is some mistake.
    The only other sounds the sweep
    Of easy wind and downy flake.

    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
    Robert Frost
    .................................
    You could have done this instead of getting blasted in a tavern and puking your guts out on the way home.
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  3. no
  4. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Photos, I want to see fucking photos, medical reports , and your fucking bar tab! You smell like a wanker of odious repute, go troll sommers else with this horse shit.

    ouff.
  5. YOU MUST BE CAREFUL HERE,MOST OF THE
    COMMENT ABOUT
    JOINING ILLUMINATI ARE FAKE I WAS
    RECENTLY SCAM BY 3
    PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE ILLUMINATI AGENT.I
    LOST ALMOST 12000 USD UNTILE A FRIEND DIRECT ME PLEASE IF
    YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI
    QUICKLY CALL
    NOPE I REALLY DONT THINK SO OR you can send messages on
    Whatsapp on
    same number LOL OMG LOL or email us at
    NO NO NO.com,you can call our new head office in USA because
    our head office is no longer in UK we are now located In USA for
    confirmations call our head office number
    HEAD OFFICE NUMBER: SMH NOW BE CAREFUL OF FAKE AGENTS THEY NOW USE OUR COMMENT TO FRAUD ANY COMMENT THAT DOES NOT MENTION NAME REDACTED IS NOT REAL FOLLOW HE RIGHT WAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND WHATSAPP NAME REDACTED ON THIS NUMBER ALONE GONE TOO

    MOD EDIT: Numbers and email redacted just in case anyone was dang silly enough to use them
  6. Join the cult of Trump.
    Benefits include free spray on suntan, recruitment to my team of wall builders and your opinions being ignored.
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  7. Disambiguation Global Moderator

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  8. Ogsonofgroo Member


    What. In. Holy. Hell, Is. This. Idiot. Jabbering. About ???
    Noice job mods!

    And fuck, isn't the "Illuminati" shit sort of long-in-the-tooth? Spend yer times getting some good education other than conspiracy programs in yer parents basement, gtf back to school fool! Its really embarrassing to humanity that you think it comes down to such simple matters. In my honest opinion, you are either lazy and/ or an idiot, living in the 80's world of cuntspriacies and paranoia. Believe me, there is much more to be afraid of in 2017.

    *ducks bricks from truthers etc. etc.*
  9. Elplex Member

    Amigos no es por interrumpir pero que dicen de los juegos estúpidos de hoy como la BALLENA AZUL y otros juegos más
  10. Fuck off and take your adverts for the hotel with you .
  11. White Tara Global Moderator

    Centro, wtf are you on about.
  12. White Tara Global Moderator

  13. HOW I BECOME A BONA-FIDE MEMBER OF THE GREAT ILLUMINATI AND I AM SUCCESSFUL IN ALL AREA OF MY LIFE
    I am a very happy person today because i am now a full and bona-fide members of the great ILLUMINATI. I want to quickly Say a big thanks to Brother Thompson Mark the agent of the brotherhood who introduced me to becoming a member of the great Brotherhood brothers and sisters here is my story. I was told by a friend that to become a member of the brotherhood is Very difficult, so i was thinking that i can never get the right link to join because i was scammed by three people whom i meant on the Internet and they promised to help me join but they never did. This prompted me to look for a society and join where i can get wealth, power and fame so i meant a friend who said he read about a post on a blog online on how to become a member of the great Illuminati so i was very interested, and i collected the contact details of the agent from my friend but behold it was a scam. I got another contact from my family friend i contacted, and i made some payment for my initiation, But behold again it was a scam i lost thousands of $$$ to these fake agent who pretended to help people become a member of this great cult. So i lost focus and interest in becoming a member because i don't know if the nest agent i would be introduced to will also be a scam. They collected my money and i was never initiated into the brotherhood. Until i was introduced to Brother Thompson Mark and he told me the truth that those in USA Don't pay any money from their to become a member of the Illuminati, and i am an American. so i was very Interested i called the temple messenger number i was given it was ...MOD EDIT ....when i called, the temple messenger Told me what i need to do, i did it and i was initiated i did not pay a dine from my money to become a member. I was given all the benefit of becoming a member. As i talk to you am very okay and my future have been settled. I am well protected and i am wealthy and famous. Please if you wish to become a member of the great Illuminati contact Agent Brother Thompson Mark on the Devil Illuminati Church, MOD EDIT: EMAIL REMOVED Those in other countries outside the USA can contact the international agent on call Or MOD EDIT: WHATS APP NUMBER REMOVED And generally anyone who wishes to become a real member can send email to MOD EDIT: EMAIL REMOVED Become a member today and enjoy the benefit of life, you and your genernation will enjoy riches and famous in all your life.
  14. Tell me again how to join the illuminati please. My rugs are shrunk and always will you stop this is not enough space too long either envelopes descent wrath moonlight memoir Milo would Xavier onomatopoeia catastrophic unguents regards William nonprofit gargantuan , shopping experience.
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  15. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    pulling with target
    You imagined the crayons
    under the luggage
  16. l come from malaysia,hope you can help me,l this year,17,l am from 4 years ago wanted to commit suicide,but l did not courage suicide,l suicide the reason is because i'm results and sports are very poor,home very poor,childhood mother died,only father constantly in outside work borrow money raised me,brother and sister,and now my dad because money thing,body more and weak,l need USD200000,money l very need,money l can help me father to pay off all debt,help father to reduce the burden,please you help me
  17. White Tara Global Moderator

    Spamming up multiple threads with the same message is not cool. Cut it out please. Since the two remaining posts are not actually off topic in this thread nor the thread derail graveyard I will leave them in place, in hope you see this message. Also, bahahah do you even know the nature of the forum you are posting on? This shit never ends well here.
  18. Are you on your period Tara ?
    Lately you've been grumpy as all get out you arsebag. When I see you post I'm reminded of a sad old bitch that can't get laid for all the grains of sand in the Australian deserts. Have your tits sagged too low for comfort is that it , or it is that you never shave your lady garden and the only remedy for clearing that mess is a bush fire.
    Bush fire, geddit? .

    Have you gone too far down the eco front and only shower every fourth day in a bid to save water?
    Between the hairy bush and the less than frequent showers you must stink the place up Tara. Smelling a bit on the fishy side is unattractive in a woman it's no surprise you can't get laid .
    Get yourself into a bath Tara or shower ,take your time with it and scrub up on your tits pits and ladybits. Then shave.
    Once that lot is taken care of tweeze those hairs from your chin they don't look too feminine either.
    Splash out on some luxury body cleanse products and use them every day not only will you look better that smell will disappear too.
    Who knows you might even hook a man, and old blind desperate one but it's better than nothing I suppose.
  19. Your face is ugly as fuck though and the remedy is a simple one if you give enough blow jobs you might be able to save enough money for surgery.
    Sad ugly Tara never going to get laid again.
    Tough shit.
  20. White Tara Global Moderator

    Hey Calle, let ya in on a little secret, I don't even recycle. :p
  21. You think Dr. Oz is discredited because he "also sells homeopathy"?? I've been healthy for many decades using herbs/spices/foods to prevent and cure all problems. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? DO YOU WORK FOR THE ELITE PSYCHOPATHS??
  22. My people i bring to you good news, and this is my joy and happiness. people say To become a member of the illuminati is a very difficult task. but i bring to your notice that to become a bonafide member of the brotherhood have been made very easy. sometime ago i was just eager to become a member, and i meant so many persons who never showed me the right way. few months ago i saw so many people testifying of how agent Gerald Ford linked them up, and they become a complete member of the brotherhood. so i decided to contact Agent Gerald Ford who gave me the right link to become a member. i followed all the steps, and today i am a proud member of the brotherhood of Illuminati. so i want you all to help me say a big thanks to agent Gerald Ford. In case you have been aspiring to become a member of the brotherhood, and you have not meet the right person before now, i want to tell you to quickly contact the right Illuminati agent now. he is no other person than Agent Gerald Ford. the mission of the brotherhood now is to wipe away suffering and hardship away from the life of all. so if you are a business man/woman, an artist, a pastor, a working class, and do you want wealth,fame,protection,long life, prosperity just name it just as i have now, the illuminati is ready to help you achieve your dreams.contact agent Gerald Ford on the illuminati email: ..MOD EDIT CHURCH OF THE DEVIL LOL...and become a legitimate member, join us today and become rich, powerful, famous all your life.
  23. Will joining up cost me money? I've only got $20 til payday and I'm eating grass for lunch today.
  24. The Internet Member

    I've been jacking off on a regular basis for many years and I don't have cancer. So clearly jacking off prevents cancer!
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  25. Dave Rotters Member

    SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD

    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/06/iraq-inquiry-key-points-from-the-chilcot-report

    http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-37851709/chilcot-on-wmds-accounting-problem

    THERE IS NO EXCUSE!

    DOUBLE! Can you see other sorts of “accounting problems”?



    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/24/health/oregon-solar-eclipse-campsites-trnd/index.html

    IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!!!!



    http://www.debate.org/debates/Scien...Nostradamus-and-the-Great-USA-Eclipse-2017/1/






    WHY TALK WHEN A PHOTO SAYS A BILLION WORDS!!!





    https://storify.com/deltoidmachine/how-we-won-the-james-randi-dollar-1-000-000-parano


    the trouble is trolls who hide behind computers to ridicule the beliefs - whatever they may be or insane they may seem! - of others...

    time to ridicule atheists who think they are the center of the UNIVERSE! LOL


    http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2010/09/image005.jpeg



    http://www.atheismuk.com/david-silverman-talks-fighting-god-july-24th-2017-london/

    and we have to fight morons such as this… SCOFF!



    https://www.space.com/33797-total-solar-eclipse-2017-guide.html

    The first time in American history that a total solar eclipse is exclusive to the USA alone.
  26. This thread in case you didn't notice is for introducing yourself only and not for banging on about your conspiracy theories.
    There are other thread more suited to that than this one you knucklehead.
  27. Sigh
  28. Are you fishing for email addresses in order to spam the fuck out of them?

    DIE.
  29. This picture I like
  30. White Tara Global Moderator

    spammer banned
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  31. White Tara Global Moderator

    nuttin, hows you? ;)
  32. Good, nuttinn here, I wish I had something to go after, Than I get down to reality wanting a girlfriend. Yes This gets posted openley. And even if I get a girlfriend super as you, I would even consider a boyfriend cute as you,

    That was all

  33. White Tara Global Moderator

    Daww, TY KKS, and yeah I know the feels. Being without a love interest, suckdiddilyucked.
    Whenever I get down about things I always try keep the potential of any given tomorrow close to mind. I know it sounds lame, but it sure works for me.
    Chin up babe. :)
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  34. Thank you.
  35. White Tara Global Moderator

    Uh....Youre welcome. :confused:
  36. RavenEyes Member


    OLIVE EWWWW, TARA!! <3 :D
  37. Applications for the honor of being hooked up with KKS.
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  38. Expect me! [IMG]

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