Cincinnati Fail at opening new ORG and its crashing stats!

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. Cudgel Member

    Some people take cookies, some don't. I don't think many think of the pot angle. Gave one to the attendant at the parking garage we usually protest near and he was thrilled to get it. He's a cooking student and had never had a dairy-free cookie (an old whaling ship recipe - they keep forever).
  2. Anonymous Member

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  3. Anonymous Member

    i hear that kentucky cops are pretty lame and not too bright and we can get away with everything. will be lulzy!
  4. Cudgel Member

    Don't know about that, but the way has been paved for us to have good relations with them by another anon. Some of us would appreciate keeping that.
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  5. Cudgel Member

    Saturday's forecast for Florence:

    Dress accordingly.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Hi OSA ::)
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  10. Anonymous Member

    Tis nought but a mere bucket hat, dear sir.

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  11. Anonymous Member

    first prove there is a copper grounding rod. so far the only people to say there is one has been the indie dependents. dox or gtfo.
  12. Anonymous Member

    Proof: He hasn't burst into flames yet.

    “Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite, I probably won’t.”
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  13. Herro Member

    Word clear "context"
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  14. jensting Member

    I agree that it's a thorny issue - proving that David Miscavige has grounding rod at every podium. After all, I can't even prove that he's nutty enough to have a grounding rod in his many personal offices (how much for his office block in Clearwater, again?).

    Best regards

  15. DodoTheLaser Member

    Fresh report (about 14 hours ago):

    "Huge, 50' wide ribbon on side of building where the cafeteria was. There is a tent going up on the Main St side. All the signage (Church of Scientology of Greater Cincinnati) is up. There was a catering truck there. Full speed ahead for their grand opening tomorrow. It looks like they are making it as "secluded" as possible."

    It's finally on. CincyAnons, please be there, have some cookies and share it here too!
    Thank you in advance Mr. CudgelTheClever and the (Scary Team.) Keep on rocking!
    You are one wise and beautiful bunch.
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  17. Anonymous Member

    Part 1

    Fail org opening POST GAME REPORT....the fuckers...Many Lulz were had as the clams had every where staked out, from Micky D's to any other place along our route in which anyone could park. They were notified of our presence by a Micky D's clam and the seaborgs met us as we walked up the sidewalk before we were even halfway there. I must say, that aside from the first few protests this has been the most fun I've had in four years of epic enturbulation.

    The FAIL clam Bruce picked me to shower with his love...and mentioned my anonyname...LULZ but in four years they have FAILED to dox me, and good grief they've been ever so busy doxing in the past few months...but sadly, due to their lower education levels ect. they doxed the wrong people. (Not unusual)...but they sadly didn't even get FAIL info with me. MWAHHH. Bruce loves it when I cuss, so FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLE...he followed me every step of the way...he asked me why they call me (insert anonyname) and I said touch me, and find out. They whined because we didn't have sticks on our signs (that meant they couldn't pretend we hit them with it) and he had that scilon grin..which he proceeded to ask me who was giving me orders to he dogged my every step trying to make sure the delicate public didn't see my epic "WHERE IS SHELLY MISCAVAIGE" of the idiots asked me who that was...I was like..oh my stupid shit, it's the COB's missing wife... Bruce was standing so close to me at one point I not only could smell the fear, but my sign blew loose from my hand (we've been having high winds) and brushed his face...I said OMG are you going to fall to the ground writhing in pain screaming for my arrest now? HAH.

    Seriously, he asked ME who gave me orders...while marching along beside me harassing me all the way...he was just 'trying to have a conversation'....snicker. WHO is taking orders you dumb ass...then they asked who was paying us...and I had to laugh..again...dude, if there was money in this..doncha think more people would show up? Bruce was way short on brains...and clearly hasn't been eating too well...a stiff breeze would blow him away....he didn't like the reference to his "high" pay scale either. Also his team has been 'all over' he mentioned Minneapolis...and a few other 'exciting' places. Ear pieces, texting...they were so funny...SO many seaborgs, 8 cops (who stood there collecting big pay? while watching a shit load of garbage being released *thousands of balloons and a ton of confettie, blowing everywhere to kill birds and litter up Florence..not to mention the countless jaywalkers...and you KNOW if I had scattered garbage OR Jaywalked...they would have written me up) CINCINNATI CATERING was feeding the NO BUSINESS FOR THEM...but..we might be getting pics from the inside....seems the catering company has some interesting servers on board...that's all I am saying.

    They didn't like it when we called MISScavaige the gay midget dwarf...and clearly we are all much too stupid because we get all our information from the INTERNET....and then Bruce told me I needed to go to the Scientology website to learn about Scientology..and I said..DUDE you just told me I can't believe anything i read on the Internet...HELLO...seriously...I was dying laughing at the total fail.

    I think the cops were wondering WTF was going on.. a "church" acts like this? But then again, they're cops...donuts don't get bought on regular wages and no doubt the clams made hefty donations...for cops, parking, and other amenities. As usual they get away with murder in FRONT of the rentacops...that if we had done it, would see us in jail.

    One scilon ...a swarthy lady in a orange sweater...OMG she was trying to work her OT shit...and i was like...honey, that OT stare doesn't work..honest...if it did..would we be here? Then she intensified the stare and I just laughed...sniff..she gave up and wandered doubt in her she will need to pay much more to make it go right.

    They had buses...yes...since Cincinnati has less than 100 clams they had them bused in from all over....seriously..three chartered tour buses...that's how pathetic it is..and the ones who drove in for the event....were parking everywhere..including in the ' Baptist church lot' across the that pastor is going to get another call. However other businesses in town were not so friendly..putting up barriers to their lots to keep the clam cooties off their properties. The clams had TREES...yep they paid for formerly living trees (because clams care about the environment) on stands to place between the bus cracks and other places in their SHEER TERROR that the public might see our signs...and some monster truck moving about in between the other cracks, again trying to block us from the stupid public. AND OMG I saw Mr. Singh..wearing his turban...WTF IS THIS SHIT? A Sufi Clam?

    ONE smart cookie (who may or may not survive) came up to me to ask me why we protested. I told her...and asked her if she would take the word of DEBBIE COOK, the FLAG officer in Clearwater for 17 years...she should go home and read about Debbie's ordeal. When this gal walked towards her car (jaywalking in front of 8 cops) one of the clamKops took out after her until his mad dash was pointed out to everyone, then he stopped and turned back..cause I told her they would come after her for talking to us...DOH YOU STUPID SHIT...and there he went..right after her just like I told her he would.

    Bruce didn't like it when I pointed out Debbie's email..and the stupid cult filing a law suit against her..but hastily dropping it when she got on the witness stand and testified to the abuses she suffered. He said it was a lie..and I think for yourself? Then go read the email...booyah...and yes Bruce, every email they send is routed to stupid shit...don't you wonder why all the FAIL at trying to convince us the opening was another day? LULZ...

    POOR BRUCE, my clam side kick of the day...only spotted two local clams..poor Thalia, Gustavo..nowhere in sight. Cudgel has some epic video of his clamkick babbling..he thinks he is going to take over this Borg or something...but he's three sheets to a scilon wind...they have the strangest looks on their faces...

    I have seen countless bull baiting videos but they haven't really bothered us in that way until today...but it was so sad...seriously sad...I never saw so much fear. It was pathetic..THREE PROTESTORS...and they had a battalion to handle us...FAIL. Bruce asked me if we were leaving at 3 (so cute they know our schedule)..I said, you know we normally leave at three but since you're giving me the first entertainment I've had in four years of protesting, I think I'll stay...haha fucker went to the corner to think this one out..STREISAND was not on his word clear list.
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  18. Anonymous Member

    PART 2

    BUT we did not stay too much longer as we knew making a good escape might not be so easy and would take som we were literally surrounded. IT wasn't easy...they sent hillbillies in beat up cars, they sent the chubby Micky D's employee, they sent a (oooh terrifying) dude in a big ass truck, another hick in a green car....LULZ and we just sat there taking their pictures not going to our cars....stupid shits...sure they photographed all the cars..and it is going to cost them a fortune to run all the plates...that's fine..cause there's one plate they can run that is going to get their asses in BIG run the plates fuckers...when that alarm goes off you'll be wishing you hadn't.

    in any case i did have one minor fail....Bruce was baiting me so badly and didn't like my cussing... and I popped off admitting that I had personally witnessed THE GAY MIDGET DWARF DAVID MISCAVAIGE beating up someone, and I attributed my potty mouth to David's fine example. So, they might be able to figure out who I am..I doubt it as I am sure the selection is HUGE (many people have seen this) and they won't be able to pinpoint me...naturally I didn't mention his teeny dick (oops) or his drinking problem (oops) or that funny mole Davey has on his back...I don't think they can dox me...but if they do, be sure my mouth will open WIDE and it won't be to suck on that miniweiner Miscavaige calls his 'little buddy'.

    Anyway, we ended up following some of the tails for the LULZ as we were in a "safe" car...DAMN they must be so afraid...never saw such an must have cost them a fortune.

    One thing...haha one seaorgclamguard was smoking like a chimney, I told her scientology could help her with that..oh, wait, maybe not as LCON said smoking was good for you...

    and THEN I got to shout about how LCON died with an ass full of a psych drug (Bruce claims that is a lie) I told him to go have a look at the death certificate and get back to me...and he laughed at me..(he kept laughing and doing some strange thing with his the Shakers did in their ecstatic prayer services)...when I asked him about the child abuse in Australia, and the prison camp in California...the fucker accused me of not having visited Australia so how could I possibly know it is true..BRUCE you asshole (see how I cuss?) how the HELL do you know I haven't BEEN to Australia? YOU DON'T BUDDY :) You don't.

    Bruce kept asking me if I was trying to save him...I was like...dude from the look on your face you are WAY beyond know that creepy grin thing Marty does? It's contagious. I tried quoting OT3 but he didn't scurry clearly he's read heard it..either that or the ear piece was blaring so he wouldn't get entheta...which they also laughed at...seriously..he told me there was no such thing...ME? HAHAHAH You fucker.

    End of report. I need a drink. OMG Bruce might be able to dox me now...OH and I got to repeat numerous times how DR. MIKE TEIFKA FORMER CLEVELAND BROWNS PLAYER THREATENED TO RAPE ME...I love saying that...OH, and I also got to say how stupid DR MIKE was for posting nude photos and telling girls he likes buttsechs...cause those girls found me, oh, yes they did..and I got all the nude photos, all the creepy requests for buttsechs...that thrills me...because then I get to shout it in public.

    Zonkers brought us cupcakes but we were too busy to eat a thing this time. Fuck...I didn't even have time to choke down a cookie!

    Three protestors....and 20 clamguards and 8 cops...goodness Scientology makes one ever SO brave...

    BRUCE...<3 asshole.
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  19. Anonymous Member

    pix coming.
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  20. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Awsome job bitches
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  21. Thank you.

    For (1) keeping up on the date and being ready to go, and (2) for righteous enturbulation!:cool:

    Can't wait to see pictures!
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  23. Anonymous Member

    Sorry I got there so late, but what a fucking hoot that was! Have to say that this was one of the most ghetto looking events I have seen, really sad.

    Got a few pictures, got followed after y'all left, it was fun. As always, y'all are AWESOME!


    Ohai Brian Fesler! Yep, we've met, but at this opening you couldn't get your rent a cops to assault my friends.
    Yeah, kiss it Brian.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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  26. Random guy Member

    Sounds like they really geared up for this one. Congratulations on the three brave protesters!
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  27. skeptic2girl Member

    Can't wait for pix! Any video? Either way, thank you for the detailed post-game :)

    It's finger-lickin' AWESOME how the more they Just Be Themselves (they're keepin' it real, y'all!) the more they prove what a fail "church" (lol) they are.

    Fail on, "Greater Cincinnati" Clams!

    Well done, Cincy Anons!

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  28. One more for my Collection:
    Florence, KY 25 Feb 2012
    I'm not sure what to make of the missing white handkerchief.

    PS On close inspection I see he is wearing an overcoat, the white hanky is probably still there in his jacket underneath. Why didn't they have heaters ducted onto him so he didn't have to wear an overcoat?
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  29. Anonymous Member

    It is kinda like a mental tic, a Napoleon Complex.
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  30. I think that pose and photo is planned and well practiced, that shot and pose is the same one they use on their website and press releases for all the Ideal Org dedications.
  31. another123 Member

    The job he's been practicing for:

    the only place he can have it his way...
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Won't mention any names, but pix delayed becazuse some idiot left the cameras in aplace he can't get back to until tomorow. Apologies.
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  35. jensting Member

    Yow! Someone didn't half get fleeced to pay for that!

    Enjoy the winds howling through the empty corridors...

    Best Regards

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  37. Herro Member

    Lol three protesters.
  38. RolandRB Member

    It looks like they over-regged the puddings.
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  39. Anonymous Member

    The Golden Age of Grits

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  40. Anonymous Member

    nice, 3 Anons doinitrite
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