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Chanology: THE MOVIE!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Herro, Nov 1, 2009.

  1. Mutante Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    lol Beaker
  2. amaX Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    After the main cast of characters have been chosen, the rest of the us can be played by barnyard animals.
  3. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Oh, and of course;

    Sue and da5id: Statler & Waldorf
  4. Anonymous Member

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    I love Swell. I just do.
  6. Herro Member

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    There is an uncanny resemblance.

    You wish you could get a piece of this tight shaved snatch.

    you don't get to be in the movie.


    We also need a theme song to be used throughout the movie. I suggest yackity sax, better known as the theme from the benny hill show. Also im going to preemptively request a permaban for anyone that suggests never gonna give you up
  7. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I will stand behind this request.
  8. bAnon Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I'mGlib:LILO

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  9. eleven Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Way to fag up your own thread. You're a wannabe attention whore.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Leave my little girl alone!
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Don't get upset. Your role can be played by Jack Osborne.
  13. 3rdMan Member

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    Skipping to 1:20 you just reminded me of that part in the movie.

    Like OSA bots chasing Anons around and ridiculous hilarity ensues. And for some reason a midget (DM) riding a donkey appears out of nowhere somewhere along the scene.
  14. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Not sure how I missed this one, but the porno version is still superior. Anyway...


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    Ladies and gentlemen, the definitive Chanology: The Movie cast list (in no particular order)

    Skeptic: Tommy Lee Jones (similar role as in No Country for Old Men)

    CBB: Queen Latifah

    anyjane: Helena Bonham Carter (similar to role in Fight Club)

    Fuckeye: Winona Ryder (similar to her role in Beetlejuice)

    ReRe: Isla Fisher (similar to her role in Wedding Crashers), alternately a box of Froot Loops with a smile painted on it

    Carasov:
    Rosario Dawson

    Da5id: Adam West (similar to Mayor Adam West in Family Guy)

    Permanoob:
    Jonah Hill

    Herro: Denis Leary

    Myself: Suggested elsewhere to be played by Lawrence Fishburne as Morpheus. Acceptable. Alternately Robert Downey Jr.

    NoneGiven: Steve Martin

    Elby: Reese Witherspoon

    Shadow: Rob Benedict (similar to his role as Calvin from Waiting)

    Sue: Billy Bob Thornton (similar to role in Bad Santa)

    Kerd: Chris Farley

    YAHRLY: Jason Mewes (similar to role as Jay in Clerks)

    Mutante: Michael Ian Black

    XenuBarb: Betty White, alternately Cloris Leachman, alternately a bundle of expired Slim Jims

    Gaywatch: Joel Moore (similar role as J.P. from Grandma's Boy)

    Raz: Woody Allen

    AGF:
    Woody Allen with different hair

    Anonshaw: Justin Long

    R3x: Christopher Lloyd

    Minty/Yoi: the two little girls from The Shining, alternately the Wayans Brothers

    TheBitch: Tim Curry (similar to role in Rocky Horror Picture Show)

    Nashville anon#3:
    John Candy

    Miscavige: Dennis Hopper

    Cruise: Probably not above starring as himself as Miscavige's bumbling henchman

    Davis: Aaron Eckhart (similar to role in Thank You For Smoking)

    Magoo: any department store mannequin will probably be fine

    Written and directed by: Judd Apatow

    Opening Theme:


    Ending Theme: Because it obviously ends with all of us dying
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Sudden creative differences have resulted in a casting change. Effective immediately, my casting of Morpheus as Unan will be replaced by Kanye West. The AU character will be more accurately portrayed by another pompous, wannabe rapper.
  16. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Yo pissed-off nobody who's sad they didn't get mentioned ITT, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish but I MADE THE BEST CAST LIST OF ALL TIME
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  17. Giggles Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I love casting fake movies!

    Let's see.....

    Gaywatch = Daktari Lorenz. There simply is no other choice.

    Agent Pubeit = Jack Black

    The Bitch = Alexis Arquette

    Herro = Any current member of the "Kiss Army"
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!








    oh, I got mentioned all right
  19. steelhand Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    keep me out of the movie, please. I prefer to remain anonymous.
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    .
  21. steelhand Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    keep me out of the movie, please. I prefer to remain anonymous.
  22. Ann O'Nymous Member

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    So interesting.
  23. Erra Member

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    Thread started pretty damn funny. Pretty much beaten to death now though
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    WTF????? Everyone knows that Anon Orange is our leader.

    Then again, with the recent voting it could be Cameranonymous.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Xenubarb = Steve Buscemi
  26. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    That's kinda what I do best.
  27. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    da5id = Silent Bob

    /thread
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Silmeria: Alyssa "Fingercuffs" Jones
  29. Herro Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I think you just won the thread.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    JAMx0rz = Arnie Lerma's daughter
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I think you need to switch those. Everyone knows no woman would let Arnie stick it in her.
  32. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    I would be portrayed by CGI... Kind of like Jar Jar but I would kick the shit out of him...

    Of course I think it would be better for this movie to appear after Slappy Miscavage and his whole lot of zealots were behind bars. Then do what they did to Saddam Hussein and South Park - Make them watch it repeatedly till Hell froze over!
  33. Herro Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Ok, you definitely don't get to be in the movie.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Humanoid charactes in a live action film are always fail.
  35. webkilla Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    who would play Xenu?

    and I would of course play (with) my self!
  36. Herro Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Xenu isn't in the movie. You are also stupid.
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    Herro's new replacement: Paul Lynde
  38. Relyt Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    AnonymousLoveGroup - Patrick Renna
  39. Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!

    FUCK! I knew I forgot someone.

    Relyt: Philip Seymour Hoffman
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Chanology: THE MOVIE!


    Fuck. You won the thread.

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