You'll all be happy to know that CCHR is "NOT PART OF THE 'CHURCH'!" because that was one of the things said to me when I did this: What's this? This is a sign that says, "SCIENTOLOGY CCHR PRES. JAN EASTGATE ARRESTED IN AUSTRALIA FOR MAKING AN 11YR OLD LIE ABOUT SEXUAL ABUSE". Where am I? Why I'm in front of the CCHR Florida building in downtown Clearwater! A vampire very, very white lady stepped outside to slur at me that she didn't want me in front of the building. Duh. As stated above, she said that CCHR is not part of the "church". I said that we both knew it was. She asked if I'd like to see the legal papers stating that it's not and I said no. I had to tell her that I could legally be on the sidewalk...YOU DON'T OWN THE DAMNED SIDEWALKS, scientology! A higher ranking Sea Org member rode by on his bicycle and told me to get a life. I yelled this three times back to him: "NO! YOU GET A LIFE!" I didn't stay in front of the CCHR building for very long because it's not a really high traffic area. Next, I went and did this: What's this? Why it's a sign that says, "SCIENTOLOGY: PAY YOUR SUPER POWER BUILDING FINES! $450,000". Where am I? Why I'm in front of the Super Power Building! I did get some horn honks today, but it's harder to get people to lay on their horns during the week since the court house and city hall are open. Most people were giving me thumb's up. A young black guy came up and wrote down David Miscavige's name so he could go look him up on the internet. (Forgot to say that the OTHER side of the PAY YOUR FINES SIGN said, "WILL MISCAVIGE DELIVER SUPER POWERS?" with a picture of DM.) Oh, you beautiful internet, you! A public sci drove by and screamed, "DON'T TALK TO HER! SHE'S CRAZY!" The guy looked so confused and asked, "Why did she say that? I've been talking to you a while and I don't think you're crazy. I think maybe they're crazy!" I couldn't agree more! A couple from Greece pulled up and asked about the cult. It especially bothered them that foreign Sea Org have their passports and visas taken away. The man said, "Then they are slaves?" Doesn't take long to figure the cult out. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO POST THIS NEXT SHIT, BUT I DON'T TRUST THE CULT ONE BIT THESE DAYS, SO: SOMEWHERE ALONG THE PROTEST WAY, I LOST A SCUNCHIE PONYTAIL HOLDER. AS ALL THE GIRLS KNOW, THERE IS HAIR ALL OVER THOSE THINGS. SO, IF MY HAIR SHOWS UP AT SOME DAMNED CRIME SCENE THAT'S WHERE THE FREAKING HAIR CAME FROM. I also sunburned my lips today and they're hurtin'. I hope I don't get Katie Holmes-like fever blisters! See you downtown tomorrow!