Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by RolandRB, Dec 4, 2012.
My insignificant vote for funniest thread of the week.
Roland my dear, you still have much to teach the young uns about trolling for lulz.
An anon sat at one of the tables and grabbed the cans.
The pic is around WWP somewhere.
That's nothing, plenty of us have been audited on the cans before. I've been audited by sea org while actually at a protest, even.
A very effective way to spoil a stress test.....is to hang birdseeders in the branches above the stress test tables (obviously before the tester arrives).
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Allow nature to take its course, and hundreds of birds will be attracted to that spot.
Within a few minutes, what goes in must come out.......and natures gift will drop splatter on the top of either the tester, raw meat, or the e-meter (bullseye!).
If you are going to go there.....
Could be charged as assault or even worse hate crime/terror. Watch out.
I'm telling you guys. Go with seagulls. They're louder and meaner than pigeons anyway. Seagulls don't give a fuck. I once had one carry off a foot-long sub sandwich, literally off of the table as people were eating it. Seagulls are the anons of the sky.
Or destruction of property, assault with a weapon, littering...it's very possible to have an allergic reaction to the chemicals, too, and if that happens to one of them, or if they can fake it, you can add assault with a deadly weapon onto the list...I've even heard that some places lump it under arson, which is a particularly what the fuck choice, and I know some states have completely separate poisoning charges.
Not to mention it's probably some sort of public space like a park or sidewalk and now taxpayers are going to have to pay to clean up after you.
Seagulls have nothing on the Australian ibis. Seagulls have stolen stuff when I wasn't looking, but I had an ibis come up to me and take shit I was holding and then his friends got all pissy I didn't have more for them.
Bird tech is a win, I'm going to remember that and possibly just keep a big bag of bird seed in my car for emergencies.
Seagulls are anons of the sky......
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