Attn: French-speaking Canadafags This is a letter that Diogenes is trying to get translated into French and in the next post is my first very rough draft of the translation. I need help from anyone fluent in French in finishing it, looking for mistakes, making it more readable, etc. Please don't be intimidated by the tl;dr. Even small bits at a time are helpful. Also, I have no idea what a 'riding' is or how to translate that. Edit: Now I know. Thanks for the help Ottawafag and N. Ron Rubber!