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"Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Optimisticate, Jun 1, 2008.

  1. Optimisticate Member

    "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    OK, I really really searched and didn't see this. Mods pls del if this is a dup. (Searching using a URL doesn't work)


    Mark Bunkers PERSONAL ARMY: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army - alt.religion.scientology

    WANYPA, but the Co$ doesn't believe in independence in action, and feel that all actions must be directed by someone, so they're flailing around trying to find someone who will finally say "I am the leader of Anonymous." One day that may happen, but it will be 10K people making that claim.
  2. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Not really. All Anons have to have make their own decisions. Most of us just have enormous respect for Bunker.
  3. Anonifus Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    PAUL FETCH IS THE LEADER OF ANONYMOUS.
  4. Legione Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    ALL HAIL MARK BUNKER, SUPREME OVERLORD FOR LIFE OF MARCABIA!
  5. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    EBAUMS DID IT.
  6. Daywatch Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    ERIC BAUMAN IS OUR LEADER!!!
  7. Apology Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Just ignore Jacob K. Reist and his idiot blog. He's not OSA, he's an anti-protest anon loser. Not even ARS believes his shit. He's reduced to changing his user name every post so that at least 1 or 2 people will click through to his blog. He's one of those people who got ignored as a kid and will gladly take a beating from you, as long as somebody is paying attention to him.

    For more on Jacob. K. Reist:

    Reverend Jacob K. Reist - Encyclopedia Dramatica

    Pathetic.
  8. xenubuster Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW EBAUMIAN OVERLORD
  9. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    I SHALL REPORT THIS TO PAUL FETCH. BUNKER. HE IS NOT PLEASED!
  10. D... Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    FUCK EBAUMS.

    ALEX WUORI PAYS US TO PROTEST.
  11. kremmy Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Wait a minute, I thought this was all a pizza hut promotion.
  12. anon11 Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    NO, IT'S THE NAZI BIG PHARMA COMMIES!
  13. DarkSim Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    uhh, guys you are forggeting our true masters:
    [IMG]

    Where else do you think WBM's beard came from?
  14. highoverlord Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    sci fags say we are the personal army of the /og. but the church as a navy?
  15. pseudonymity Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    I'M SPARTACUS.


    Also, if Mark Bunker is in charge, does that mean he approves of raises? Because these exchange rates are KILLING me, and with the price of gas, I'm having to downsize of fleet of Marcabs to wage our holy war. DDD:
  16. eksef Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    False statement is false.

    Anonymous is the personal army of Mark Bunker's BEARD.
  17. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    You got it right, 'cos controlling Anonymous would be a hair raising experience.
  18. Anon Char Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    SHOW ME THE ZOOOOOORKS!!!!
  19. Silent Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Personally, I just get checks in the mail to protest. I have no idea who pays us, but they sure pay well! :D
  20. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    I know we Seattle anons on May 10th got a good debate going of a group of 10 anons yelling "NO I'M PAUL FETCH" after someone claimed to be Paul Fetch, leader of anonymous. This is only one up'd by the buttons we have that say "Hello, my name is David Miscagave. Leader of anonymous."
  21. tazor Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    hahahahaha Got to get some of those buttons!
  22. Whitehatv2 Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    How long are we going to have to ignore this idiot until he gives up?

    Wait I bet he's too stupid to give up.

    Sigh...
  23. Happy Cat Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    That was groantacular. Nice job. :razz:
  24. derache Member

  25. Ezzie Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    BLOOD FOR THE BEARDLY ONE
  26. Two Beans Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    dobbs6x9.GIF
  27. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    All this business about Scientology looking for the leader of Anonymous is very telling. It demonstrates Scientology, as a whole, cannot make their own decisions regarding their spiritual path. The people there are there because they are looking for someone to tell them what to do and how to do it. They cannot move without a leader. They cannot even conceive of those who move without leaders. They are stuck in an ancient pyramid, paradigm and their talk about "freedom," when brought out into the open, is a bold-faced lie.

    They are not in present time.
  28. AnyActionHero Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    THIS
  29. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    On top of this, it is also very telling that they would even be looking for the leader of Anonymous, in the first place. If/when they identify a leader, what then? Will they kill again, just like they did, Sean Lonsdale? Lisa McPherson? Are they going to run an op like Operation Freakout? Why do they work so hard to find a leader? Personally, given their murderous and thuggish history, I find this very telling, and indeed, quite chilling.
  30. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Because they are desperate to confront someone with a face.

    They deal in pyramids. What they're looking at is not a pyramid and they don't know what to do. They'll probably start eating themselves inside out because they had a leader who died and who didn't tell them how to change. So they're stuck with old antiquated words and ideas...stuck out of present time.
  31. apownymous Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    The way I've always pictured it is the CoS actually bringing someone to trial, and him stating "I am the leader of Anonymous" and then then whole room stands up and says the same thing.
  32. Ten Tigers Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    :rofl: That would be a thing of beauty. Indeed.

    And yeah... Anonymous is like a band on horses, while scientology is like a train. Horses can run all over the place, and wherever the rider pleases. A train is bound by its tracks, and can only run backwards or forwards, and that will be the cult's undoing.
  33. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    THESE.
  34. UnmaskedMan Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Anonymous is not a band of four legged hooved grass eaters. Anonymous is a bunch of Rocket powered Hover Bikes with Lasers, damnit. :colbert:
  35. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    What happened to the herd of cats??
  36. Happy Cat Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    exOT8Michael

    Just as nobody ever said Jesus wasn't a velociraptor, likewise nobody said rocket-powered hover bikes equipped with lasers aren't a herd of cats.

    Also, [strike]cocks[/strike] pilots.
  37. UnderToad Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    We're a herd of cats and Mark Bunker is a big fluffy Persian with a spiked collar.
  38. Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Reminds me of this neat quote:

    “Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality”

    Scientology take note.
  39. Arachne Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Great, now I'm picturing an epic wild west train robbery, except instead of bandannas, the bandits are wearing :guyfawkes:, and rickrolling the hell out of the passengers as they ride alongside on their horses.

    Actually, it's a pretty cool mental image.
  40. DNAnon Member

    Re: "Anonymous is Mark Bunker's Personal Army"

    Someone with mad video skillz needs to make a YouTube of this. NAO!!!

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