Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Dammit, the snow bastards got Garfield.- R.I P. Where 1 cat goes down, 10 more will over eat in its place.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Must not read this thread at work. I already spit coffee on my monitor and my assistant has come in my office twice wondering what was so funny.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow o hai snosa homo snovis lol. who knew we could exploit the snow situation for so many puns?
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I am sorry to report that atrocities have already been committed by our side. I have learned that a group is prying the coal from the eyes of living homo snovis to fuel fires to boil their snow flesh. This photo should give some idea of the size of this operation. Notice the amount of heat and light coming from the windows, generated by the coal eyes of the innocent victims. One need only count the number of chimneys to realize the scale of the horrors that have been committed by the organized genocide by these depraved individuals from ebaum's world.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow This is my surveillance footage from two years ago. Never thought it would come in handy for such a good cause. (I would prefer if it was better quality, but at least it exists now.) I still love this thread.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I'm not sure all the light in that picture is coming from the windows. It seems to emanate from inexplicable sources. Is this... a post-snopocalyptic vision of our future? What are you, a Freeze Owner?
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow this war has waged way before our time. I think the ancients had some kind of mega weapon to control the spread of snow. I have managed only to get an image of this so called mega weapon but have been unable to identify it View attachment images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCRuUodMYd_pu2-RZzgVZsqYgpGhY2p
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow This orphan is the product of forbidden love between a human woman and a snolon man.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow that must have hurt during the birthing process Legend* has it that this mysterious object and *by "Legend" I mean Wikipedia
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I was just checking on this thread with out signing in, when I noticed this thread had 6 guests (obviously SNOSA) but when I logged in to report the number of guests there where only 5. I believe SNOSA has an online cloaking device - we must assume we are constantly being watched.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow OMG !!! LOOK OUT THERE IS ANOTHERONE SNEEKING UP BEHIND YOU ! RUN !!!!!!
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Do snowmen wear hats so they cam secretly use them as objects to wank with?
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow we've intercepted a message from ICECONNE: frosty has been hatted. i say again: FROSTY HAS BEEN HATTED
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Shhhh !!! Don't mention the Snow Clones, that stick together to form clusters, which are the real cause for all snow accidents and winter colds and flu. People can get sick and die in an avalanche if they find out about the truth of Snow Clones before they are ready.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow [SIZE="6"]NEW LEAK[/SIZE] This just leaked: the inside of Snowtology's seekrit headquarters. View attachment images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnd2ivEk_P1wFMDzZIBGg3xLu-DCfMr
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Actually not. The snow has a numbing effect. So I'm told. One of them melted. See that flower? That's the sno-cam. That's one less future ex-Sno-lon speaking out.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Man frosty is going to FLIP OUT when he finds out we got that. tick tock
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Kill it with FIRE[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow <--- Didn't see anything and tried to open that pic in a new tab LOL (2 min later I got it )
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I like the blue raspberry ones best. Actually most of the females are frigid. Conception doesn't often occur.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow It was a HUMAN mother. I always suspected they were frigid, but never knew for sure until now.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Snow the silent celebrity killer!: Sonny Bono, cause of death, head injuries, 1995 Natasha Richardson, cause of death, head injuries, 2009 What do these two have in common? They were both snow skiing at the time of their injuries. How many more must die? It's time to stop this silent killer.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow I thought you were just repeating different urban legends here, so I checked Snowps. IT'S ALL TRUE!!!
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow HOLY SHIT! Now I know why the TSA is going after snow globes. Who the fuck tipped them off?!??!?!
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow Let the snolons know what you think of them. Snow Message Protip..you can write your name without namefagging yourself with good sphincter control....snow can only read cursive.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow View attachment lolcaption-funny-demotivational-poster-truth-may-h That is all.
Re: Anonymous declares war on snow What I hate most is the policy of missed-connections. This is why.
