Anonymous Advice Column

Discussion in 'Production Studio' started by Disambiguation, May 22, 2014.

  1. Random guy Member

    Most important is making the lie big enough.
  2. fishypants Moderator

    Read Paul Ekman's book, "Telling Lies" (don't give too much credence to the 'micro-expressions' stuff though).
  3. meep meep Member

    I just added a new kitten to my homies, a rowdy dog and a alpha male cat. Its a tiny girl kitten. Any advice on socializing the group?
  4. The best way to lie is to make sure what you say is not the truth. Besides it being 'out there' it makes a lyer out of you when you claim you're lying.
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  5. fishypants Moderator

    Lose the dog. Cats rule.
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  6. Kilia Member

    My sentiments exactly. :p
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  7. meep meep Member

    How do I decide what kind of car to buy, used Mustang or used Dodge Dart? The dart is 1999 an the Mustang 20 years older
  8. fishypants Moderator

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  9. Anonymous Member

    Is this car you wanna drive, or just live in, until the estate is renovated?

    For some, the 70s sucked less than the 90s. I agree, it's a tough choice to make, even for just a place to live.

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  10. fishypants Moderator

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  11. rickybobby Member

    You going to turn down a 1979 Mustang? It was the ugly years, but that sucker will appreciate more than a Dodge Dart.
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  12. rickybobby Member

    Dear Anon:

    I have someone who keeps trying to dox me online. I think they have a crush on me. They think I am a girl, but I am really a boy. What should I do?
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  13. rickybobby Member

    Put them all in the crate together for 12 hours with no food. They'll figure it out themselves.
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  14. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    Expose yourself.
    (Double pun)
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  15. White Tara Global Moderator

  16. White Tara Global Moderator

    I am Yulia Timoshenko what do I doooooooooo?
  17. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    Is this a southern hemisphere reference because I don't even
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  18. White Tara Global Moderator

    I am about to start a new thread to avoid mod impropriety :p
  19. rof Member

    The southern hemisphere got Darts from Malaysia in 1999.

    All of them migrated to the South Pole.
  20. Ogsonofgroo Member

    GTFO Ukraine before they kill you?
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  21. rickybobby Member

    Dear Anon:

    Despite my best efforts to deny reality, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that my life is boring as hell. How can I be edgy again without going to jail?

    Jumped the Shark
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  22. A.O.T.F Member

    132 hours from now, you will have so much work to do, you won't have time to think about such things. :D;)
  23. [IMG]What is going on here? You all need advice? Ask moo moo.
  24. Ersatz Global Moderator

    Careful, thread spamming is a no no
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  25. You need advice?
    I am a cow and i give more than milk.
  26. Ogsonofgroo Member

    No mOO-moo-ing?

  27. Berserker101a Member

    Oh. Ok. Keep calm. Contact someone at Skype or Vimeo. There is most likely a rule that they have to take it down if you say you don't want it there.
  28. Berserker101a Member

    Don't worry. Its New York. Thousands of people. Your description of yourself seams average. You blend right in. Just carry pepper spray. Or a taser. Or a gun.
  29. Berserker101a Member

    50/50 chance.

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