I fucking LOVE this thread, almost as much as the Castle Tintagel thread. I volunteer to take the questions and answers in this thread and put them in publishable format. I wish was half as clever as some of the posters ITT.
............... Well I will Vote for you to do it RB.. Warning.. It will be Cray Cray..But how freakin funny
Dear Anonymous, I used to be a teacher, but now I ain't got no class. What should I do? Desperate in Dallas
Dear Anon I have a very embarrassing skin condition. I have groups of acne spots on my upper back, chest and bottom. I can wear bare midriff shorts and a halter, but it has to be a turtleneck. I can wear a swimsuit if it has a high neck and isn't a thong so my butt cheeks are covered. These are big drippy acne spots that pop when anything presses on them so my shirts and pants have little wet spots. What is your fashion advice?
.................... Meep Meep.. I think what you are wearing is a lovely fashion statement and it also serves your purpose.
A month ago I was contacted by sub vocal messaging. Although the entity seems unthreatening it is not exactly friendly. I don't know what to discuss with it> there are questions about the weather and Earth movement and something like "vapors" or "steam". I answer the questions as best as I can. I would like to start a true conversation and be able to ask questions of it. The time of conversation is limited. What should I ask it?
Dear anon I started a garden this month and want to have heritage vegetables. I bought heritage potatoes and started with them- cut them by the eyes and planted them. They grew well until suddenly they wilted and died. The guy in the Garden Department at Home Depot said that is why there ware GMO vegetables that are resistant to plant fungi and wilting. Should I stick with GMOs or try heritage seeds again?
Dear Bobby, Have you ever tried Finishing School? Now that will teach you to have class in abundance!
If you were a hermaphrodite with a small penis and a too big vagina and you had to have a sex change, which sex would you choose? What is you were attracted to women- would you choose to have a small penis or be a lesbian?
Next questionIf you had really large breasts, so large that men fell off bar stools when you walked into the bar would you get a breast reduction?
Men! you'll never know what it is like to carry the equivilent of a quarter of a bag of cement, permently attached to the front upper half of the body. Every movement is on the off beat. I've never liked you, or your family. It's over.
Thanks for the tips guys, I had heard that Talcum powder was associated with twat cancer so no can do Kilia. RB non sterilised sand out, keep working though cuz vagina still overly moist.
Cornstarch. Try cornstarch. Although... I have never heard a man complain about an overly moist vijayjay
My lover offered me a bottle of my favorite wine or oral sex. I thought it was a joke and took the wine. As it turns out it was not a joke and now I'm getting nothin'. Nothin' no oral, anal or vaginal. How can I make this right?
At the same time I am having a problem with my home lighting. I want to replace the florescent lights with incandescent but you can not find incandescent any more just LED and those twisty bulbs or Natural Light and in Natural Light my complexion looks blue. What do I do?
While I'm here I have another big problem. My feet got too hot in neoprene shoes and now my feet smell. How can I make the smell go away?
Another thing while I'm here anyway. Sometimes things people say on this forum are very rude. I'd like a polite way to point this out to them without coming on too strong.
We all know that yellow is opposite blue in the color wheel. Use yellow foundation to counteract the blue light and you will look normal.
Whats the best way to lie to people? I've heard you look them in the eye, or you look down. So. What.
