Anonymous Advice Column

Discussion in 'Production Studio' started by Disambiguation, May 22, 2014.

  1. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    Raveneyes just volunteered to edit the Anonymous Do's and Don't column.
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  2. RavenEyes Member

    No, I didn't. LOL

    I feel like I'm channeling some Hedda Hopper-esque Dorothy Parker wannabe clanging a typewriter wearing a grey flannel suit, shee? With a women's fedora or something similar. A real gal Friday, and likely some gangster's moll. Oh, please stop me... lol

    It's bedtime. :D
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  3. Wear a hijab.
  4. RavenEyes Member

    How would a veil work, exactly, to keep unruly dogs from humping her hair legs? I'm curious. Now, a burka might work...
  5. Disambiguation Global Moderator

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  6. It's a lot of made-up TMI.
  7. RavenEyes Member

    I was being too literal again. Sorry. :oops:
  8. anon.kuna Member

  9. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    OK nonono you are someone's frisky sock. Pitch an idea or GTFO
  10. Kilia Member

    Wow, that's pretty intense....way over this old broads head. :confused:
  11. Kilia Member

    Dear Anonymous,
    I need to go to bed now to get my beauty sleep since it's way after midnight, but I don't want to miss out on anything exciting so I'm pretty psyched up at the moment. What should I do?
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  12. Surrender to the void
  13. Twinkle Member

    Dear Anonymous,

    as a student I had several part time jobs to support myself and one of them was cleaning the house of a very well known television personality who was a pain in the ass.

    One day the PIA asked me to do I job I hated, cleaning the oven. If I wanted to keep this well paid gig I had to do it, and I did it so spectacularly that I was paid a rather large bonus at the end of the day.

    I still feel bad when I think about it because earlier in the day I ran her toothbrush under the rim of the toilet bowl.

    Should I confess?
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  14. Twinkle Member

    Start taking taxis for a start.
  15. anon8109 Member

    My boyfriend has over 9000 penises, which is usually not a problem, but sometimes it's hard for him to find pants that fit. i want to help him, what can I do?
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  16. laughingsock Member

    You could be on a day time talk show. Have you tried e-mailing Oprah? This sounds like her kind of content.
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  17. Disambiguation Global Moderator

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  19. rickybobby Member

    You have a real talent for this...
  20. rickybobby Member

    Yes, and we all know this. Your point?
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  21. The Internet Member

    Der Anon

    I sometimes can’t understand the tl;dr posts by certain people on this message board. Does this mean I need to sober up or drink moar?
  22. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    It will take heavy doses of thorazine.

  23. Bailing out the water that keeps leaking in. Hmmmm ... try fixing the leak. :D
  24. Anonymous Member

    Drink more and wear sunglasses when confronted with walls-of-text, RayBans if you can afford 'em. :cool:
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  25. RavenEyes Member

    Dear Anon,

    Nigeria? Y/N
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  26. The Internet Member

    Dear Anonymous,

    Maybe you can tell me why I lol’d at this because I really do not know why.



    But I get why it is a lol, but less of a lol for me anyway: the Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup reference is so random.


    Enough said.
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  27. RavenEyes Member

    Dear Anon,

    Please be so kind as to answer my fucking question about Nigeria so I can go to bed. Thanks. No "likes" are needed. A simple yes or no will suffice.

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  28. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    I will answer your question but I need to be safe first. My family is under house arrest and I fear for their lives. The police are not honest, they can be bribed and my family set free. I have $40,000 and $20,000 will be enough. There is a fortune of gold in my house and...
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  29. Nancy Beazley Member

    Is there a "Gifted" forum here?
  30. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    Don't be a fraidycat, one down vote. meh.
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  31. RavenEyes Member

    There used to be, but it died in a fire when FD asploded and turned on ama.
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  32. Bobby McGee Member

    Confused in NYC..

    Buy them dinner and then hump them back.. You don't want to be rude..
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  33. Bobby McGee Member

    Dear Anonymous...

    I dated a Scientologist and he gave me a Body Thetan. How do I get rid of it? It itches and my va Ja Ja smells like Hubbards breath... ugh Miserable in Miami
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  34. Kilia Member

    Keeping ones mouth shut is very profitable. Go in peace...
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  35. I have a very wide and possibly overly moist vagina. What should I doooooo?
  36. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    Wear skirts without panties.

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