An Anon version of this cultie PR release - This Week in History - The Birth of LRH

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by Anonymous, Mar 11, 2013.

  1. Anonymous Member

    I saw this on the feeds, can somebody do an alternative version, that details the real history of LRH


    13 March marks the birthday of author, humanitarian and Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard with celebrations scheduled throughout the month of March

    Los Angeles, California (PRWEB) March 11, 2013

    This week, millions across the United States and the world will celebrate March 13th as the birth date of author, humanitarian and Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard. Events throughout the week and the rest of of March will celebrate the life, works and humanitarian contributions of Mr. Hubbard’s legacy, recognized by some 4,000 awards, proclamations and recognitions from local, state-wide and national leaders from around the world acknowledging the impact of his contributions for his works as an author, humanitarian or the founder of the Scientology religion.
    L. Ron Hubbard was born in Tilden, Nebraska on March 13th 1911 and is widely known as the Founder of Dianetics and Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard also became the nation's youngest Eagle Scout in 1924, just 2 weeks after his thirteenth birthday.
    By the age of 19, he had traveled over 250,000 miles and became a prolific writer of fiction in the 1930s and 1940s, publishing over 138 short stories, novelettes and novels. His writing funded his research into the mind forming the basis of what later became Dianetics and Scientology.
    During World War II, he served as Lieutenant in the US Navy where he saw action in the Atlantic and Pacific. He later attributed his Scouting experience to seeing himself safely through the War - precisely as founder of the Scouting movement Baden-Powell had intended.
    After the war, L. Ron Hubbard continued his research into the human mind and on May 9th, 1950 Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health was released and has become one of the best selling self-help books of all time. To date over 20 million copies have been sold and is now available in 50 languages. Shortly after Dianetics came the founding of Scientology in 1952 and what has grown into a worldwide movement that has helped people from all walks of life.
    This year celebrated the completion of the complete biographical encyclopedia of Mr. Hubbard’s life – The L. Ron Hubbard Series. The series contains 16 volumes documenting his life and works with over 1,000 photographs of and by L. Ron Hubbard, along with 488 artifacts and 241 illustrations. The non-fiction publisher of Mr. Hubbard’s works has made this new collection available to each public library system throughout the United States. Each of the L. Ron Hubbard Series can also be read online.
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  4. Gottabrain Member


    13 March marks the birthday of second rate author, child abuser, human rights violator, kidnapper, hypnotist and cult of Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard with fanatical zealots hawking books and magical courses throughout the month of March, so beware. If you've ever filled in a Dianetics questionnaire, you'll want to keep your answering machine on and door locked. The cult has become so desperate, it is contacting former members who left as far back as 25 years ago.
    This year, the formerly reported millions of Scientologists has dwindled to tens of thousands across the United States and the world. To make up for this huge deficiency in staff, innocents from foreign nations like Taiwan are shipped away from their home countries to provide long hours of service for $50 or less a week, since the Americans and Australians have long since wisened up to the scam.

    Lack of success will never deter the true believers, however, and a wide array of fictitious accomplishments and ridiculous claims (i.e., nuclear scientist, wrestles grizzly bears) will attempt to detract casual observers from the true legacy and history of L Ron Hubbard.

    How's that for a start?
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  5. Anonymous Member

    short version :
    Thank god he is finally dead.
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  6. Chipshotz Member

    I always have to laugh when reading "Hubbard" and "humanitarian" in the same sentence.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    And in one hundred years, he'll still be dead. Thank whoever you like.
  8. The Wrong Guy Member

    UPI Almanac for Wednesday, March 13, 2013

    Those born on this date are under the sign of Pisces. They include English chemist Joseph Priestley, the discoverer of oxygen, in 1733; astronomer Percival Lowell in 1855; baseball Hall of Fame member John "Home Run" Baker in 1886; publisher Walter Annenberg in 1908; bandleader Sammy Kaye in 1910; L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology, in 1911; former CIA Director William Casey in 1913; cartoonist Al Jaffee in 1921 (age 91); Helen "Callaghan" Candaele Saint Aubin, known as the "Ted Williams of women's baseball," in 1929; singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka in 1939 (age 74); political commentator Charles Krauthammer in 1950 (age 63); actors William H. Macy in 1950 (age 63), Dana Delany in 1956 (age 57) and Emile Hirsch in 1985 (age 28); and rock 'n' roll Hall of Fame member Adam Clayton, U2 bass player, in 1960 (age 53).


    So as it turns out, March 13 does indeed bring something to celebrate: the birthday of Al Jaffee, the cartoonist whose work, wit, and wisdom played a key role in making Mad Magazine something many looked forward to reading.

    Here's more about Al, followed by an example of his work:

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  9. Anonymous Member

    Al has an self-illustrated autobiography out- "A Mad Life" I think it was called.

    He and his brothers were saved from dying in the holocaust by being rescued in the nick of time by his American father. He has had an amazing life and his art has reached literally millions.

    Much more interesting and beneficial person than L Ron.

    However shared birthdays mean shit. I share mine with Nero and I can't even play the violin.
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  10. Shared death dates?

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