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*** A great thread over at IMDB's Tom Cruise forum ***

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by WagTheWog, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. WagTheWog Member

  2. Anon1720 Member

    Re: *** A great thread over at IMDB's Tom Cruise forum ***

    This entry was especially funny re: why aren't scientologists competing in the Olympics:

    I will be competing in the Olympics in these events:

    100-meter Ashtray Levitation

    Run, Jump, and Audit

    RPF Razorwire Hurdles

    Brainwash and Marry Biathlon

    Kirstie Alley Lifting



    Wish me luck! Last year, I seriously injured myself while attempting the Kirstie Alley lift. Unfortunately, the team doctor prescribed a Touch Assist...

    Dances with Elephants
  3. Optimisticate Member

    Re: *** A great thread over at IMDB's Tom Cruise forum ***

    What about the Couch Jumping, or the 500m HaHaHa competition, or the Wild Eyed OSA Staring meet, or the RUNFORYOURLIVES/Escape from Hemet competition?

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