First raid of the apocalyptic year of 2012 was...well. It got off to a better start than 2010, but we didn't have Yorkshirefags to save our asses this time. So basically we all turned up at 11am, but didn't actually go to the org until 11.30am. Waiting for late Anons to turn up. That never turned up. Except for White. He was a literal shining example to us all by not only turning up, but turning up on time, armed with leaflets, batteries, signage, and brimming with enthusiasm to keep us all raiding for the entire day. Honestly. This is total evidence to prove it: Anyway, turns out we had one sign and only a few leaflets, as well as the mini trollcannon instead of the Dovahkiin (broken -- won't charge, going to have to replace it). So we raided until the leaflets ran out, which was after an hour, and then Ginger the Third showed up. With a a few leaflets. Then we went for the post raid pic and to the pub. I was the designated camerafag for the day, so deal with the crappy quality of the pix. Also, to the newfag that joined us today, sorry that we weren't in top raiding form. Christmas feasting in the halls of our ancestors have softened us during Winter's chill. Hopefully we'll be back to running this in February, and that you'll join us again when we've gotten our shit together. You had a sweet suit. Anyway, the post raid was where it was at this month. Ginger the Third has now been officially renamed 'Porridge' after being late for the raid because it took him two hours to make porridge using water, oats, and salt. Anonymous has deduced that he had twenty bears assisting him, all of them arguing whether the porridge was too hot, too cold, too sweet, or too salty, or just right. Decisions were made with the flip of Eight's morality coin, with the results turning Eight into some sort of schizophrenic: Lord Skinnies revealed that sneezes are 1/8th of an orgasm, so we should all use pepper during sex. Also, putting down Eight by suggesting he'd lost his sweetroll (OHHHHH). HALF PRICE chocolates provided by Skull. Except it was actually HALF PRICE Eight. Silly me. I'll wrap it all up with Skull and I playing the mimic game, which resulted in this: Becoming this: But with more jiggle. Pix to follow~
Gratz on being the first newly archived raid too by the way. +1 (I'll now start reading the epic postgamereport) Edit: It's epic
Suave newfag~ Like a BAWS. Cfanon-style shot of Vix's crotch. You're welcome~ N'aww. <3 They see me rollin'. They hates it...
"It's a trap!" we heard Skull cry. We turned towards the org to see who was there, and when we turned back... Skull-flipped. ;___; The number of SPs is just too damn high! Missing: Vix's leg. If found, post it through the org's letterbox. (☞゚∀゚)☞ HALF PRICE EIGHT. Photo link, for Strobe's benefit.
May I note that there's now; 1 majorly epic postgamereport + 1 majorly epic photo sessions WITHIN A DAY!1!1!1!
Also, February: https://whyweprotest.net/community/threads/february-11th-manchester-uk-4th-anoniversary-1.98804/
Whoever disagrees with those being the cutest photo's of this raid Well You disagree with a dragon (not that that is worth anything...)
Dear Princess Celestia. Today, I learned a valuable lesson about Anonymous. Firstly, that if you want to be a spy, wearing a suit makes you stand out. Second, you're supposed to refuse to answer all the other fags' questions, not just the one about which street you live on. Third, just because you're the newfag, you don't have to do everything the others tell you to. In the words of the wonderful poet known as Zack De La Rocha: 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me'. And finally, if you strike a silly pose for a photo, it'll come back to bite you on the arse. Your faithful student, The Ultimate Question.
Well I was happy to hand the fliers out (even if my hands were getting damn cold), but getting me to clean up the table and transport condiments at the pub?
Good work to you all. As a reward I shall leave this here: http://www.teefury.com/ Only good for the 15/01/12
Absolutely, but beyond duty to the cause, I was still errand-boy. ¬_¬ Nah, I was glad to be of service anyway
Well it's you've survived, which is a good thing They haven't murdered you and you haven't been handcuffed to anything (yet) So well done newfag +1
I knew what you were going to do there... I win Now I'm going to bang my head against something to get it out...